Switch Banks

This term is advice for someone who appears to have left the house without looking in a mirror.

Their appearance is so disheveled, it is assumed that they used the warped reflection of a toaster to check their look. (makeup, clothing, etc.)

It traces back to a time when banks gave away free toasters to new clients, and refers to a faulty toaster being the cause

Friend: "Holy crap! Do you see what that train wreck is wearing?"
Dano: "Yeah. It's like she used her toaster as a mirror. She needs to 'switch banks'."

Switch Banks by DanoNYC February 3, 2010

switch hit stranger 

The act of sitting on both hands till they go numb. Than using one hand to masturbate, referred to as the stranger, while remaining seated on the other hand. Once the feeling starts to go back into the active hand, possibly pins and needles, you switch to the hand you are sitting on which is still numb and make it the active hand. Switching this back and forth until finished is called the switch hit stranger.

Last night was blown away by the effectiveness of the switch hit stranger..

switch hit stranger by Kuumarr June 18, 2021

Switch tax 

The extra price Nintendo fans have to pay for the convenience of having a cartridge.

Even if you buy it digitally, you still have to pay the extra price because Nintendo.

Bob: "this game is so expensive on Switch, It's half the price on Playstation!!"
Joe: "That'll be the Switch tax mate." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Switch tax by Triadne September 8, 2019

Switch and Ditch

The act of removing a "For Sale" sign (or the like) from a piece of property that was originally intended for sale and placing it on another piece of property, usually of a different owner. The participant(s) then flee(s) the scene.

Common applications for "Switch and Ditch" include switching realtor's signs from yard to yard and switching "For Sale" signs from one vehicle to another.

Me and Ryan played switch and ditch on some house last night. I guess it's for sale now!

Switch and Ditch by Fartgeyser November 3, 2006

Switch-It 

A hypothetical game that is played by placing the thumb of one's hand into one's own mouth while simultaneously placing the thumb on one's other hand into one's own anus, and then switching the thumb positions after an undetermined period of time. Most commonly used as a term to negatively express the passing of time with extreme inactivity or waiting. Very similar to the term "Grab Ass".

John: "Did you have a date with that girl last night?"
Tom: "Nah man, she said she'd call me back in 10 minutes but never did. I sat around the house playing 'switch-it' all night."

Switch-It by BacchusJT December 14, 2010

Switch up 

Someone who changes actions or mannerisms at a moments notice with friends or associates.

Niggas will switch up that fast these days...

Switch up by 012396DaRealest March 9, 2017

Switch Juice 

Good for you and is better then soda. It will make all the hair fall off your pussy\dick. Also very. Good for people named ren.

You fuck a switch juice and it is good

Switch Juice by ZaUrban_Godz June 6, 2018