This term is advice for someone who appears to have left the house without looking in a mirror.
Their appearance is so disheveled, it is assumed that they used the warped reflection of a toaster to check their look. (makeup, clothing, etc.)
It traces back to a time when banks gave away free toasters to new clients, and refers to a faulty toaster being the cause
Their appearance is so disheveled, it is assumed that they used the warped reflection of a toaster to check their look. (makeup, clothing, etc.)
It traces back to a time when banks gave away free toasters to new clients, and refers to a faulty toaster being the cause
Friend: "Holy crap! Do you see what that train wreck is wearing?"
Dano: "Yeah. It's like she used her toaster as a mirror. She needs to 'switch banks'."
Dano: "Yeah. It's like she used her toaster as a mirror. She needs to 'switch banks'."
by DanoNYC February 3, 2010
Get the Switch Banks mug.The act of sitting on both hands till they go numb. Than using one hand to masturbate, referred to as the stranger, while remaining seated on the other hand. Once the feeling starts to go back into the active hand, possibly pins and needles, you switch to the hand you are sitting on which is still numb and make it the active hand. Switching this back and forth until finished is called the switch hit stranger.
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The extra price Nintendo fans have to pay for the convenience of having a cartridge.
Even if you buy it digitally, you still have to pay the extra price because Nintendo.
Even if you buy it digitally, you still have to pay the extra price because Nintendo.
Bob: "this game is so expensive on Switch, It's half the price on Playstation!!"
Joe: "That'll be the Switch tax mate." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Joe: "That'll be the Switch tax mate." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by Triadne September 8, 2019
Get the Switch tax mug.The act of removing a "For Sale" sign (or the like) from a piece of property that was originally intended for sale and placing it on another piece of property, usually of a different owner. The participant(s) then flee(s) the scene.
Common applications for "Switch and Ditch" include switching realtor's signs from yard to yard and switching "For Sale" signs from one vehicle to another.
Common applications for "Switch and Ditch" include switching realtor's signs from yard to yard and switching "For Sale" signs from one vehicle to another.
by Fartgeyser November 3, 2006
Get the Switch and Ditch mug.A hypothetical game that is played by placing the thumb of one's hand into one's own mouth while simultaneously placing the thumb on one's other hand into one's own anus, and then switching the thumb positions after an undetermined period of time. Most commonly used as a term to negatively express the passing of time with extreme inactivity or waiting. Very similar to the term "Grab Ass".
John: "Did you have a date with that girl last night?"
Tom: "Nah man, she said she'd call me back in 10 minutes but never did. I sat around the house playing 'switch-it' all night."
Tom: "Nah man, she said she'd call me back in 10 minutes but never did. I sat around the house playing 'switch-it' all night."
by BacchusJT December 14, 2010
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Get the Switch up mug.Good for you and is better then soda. It will make all the hair fall off your pussy\dick. Also very. Good for people named ren.
by ZaUrban_Godz June 6, 2018
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