Stoner Shades

Sunglasses worn during the day by cannabis smokers to avoid the suspicion of others. Stoner Shades are very helpful when the smoker does not have any visine.

Aid for Marijuana smokers.

"My eyes are sooo red after smoking that chronic, I have to drive gotta watch out for the 5-0 got any visine?"
"Nah man but tell you what here's some Stoner Shades"

"I got my whole smokers kit ready, bong, lighter, bud, and my stoner shades so I can drive around"

by loryda89 March 28, 2010

stoner blues

the day of depression you get after a week or so of staying clean

"dude wats the matter man youve been so down today"

"yea i think i might have the stoner blues"

"oh yea thats right the last you smoked was at kevins last friday"

by joshuaseamans September 26, 2007

karmic synergy

Used on ABC Family's "Greek" a synonym for destiny

Rusty: "Why don't we at least try to recruit new pledges during Rush?"

Cap: "Leave it to Karmic Synergy. If these freshies are real KT material they will come to us."

by goddessofpulkertude April 13, 2009

stoner

not only a person who smokes weed, but a weed smoker who has a chill view on life in general. a person who doesn't get themselves involved in the dramas that come along with life, take it as it goes, knows who they want to spend time with and don't mess around with other people's heads. they're straight-forward, without hidden motives. true stoners tend to me introverts, they know their values in life, and are artistic. stoners don't use weed as a typical drug, only to get fucked up; they use it as a gateway to another state of mind, an elevated consciousness. stoners usually prefer to be around other stoners, because only a true stoner will understand another true stoner. a stoner will smoke up another stoner any time, but is less willing to smoke up a non-stoner. stoners are not to be confused with potheads, hippies, just some kid who smokes sometimes, and people associated with other drugs. stoners stick to weed, possibly trying shrooms, salvia, and no doubt enjoying getting drunk here or there. stoners typically smoke between 4 times a week to multiple times a day. stoners know weed, but aren't showy about it. basically, a stoner is the chillest person you will ever meet.

guy 1: dude, he's so always so stoned but so chill... what a pothead
guy 2: he's not a pothead he's a stoner
guy 1: what's the difference?
guy 2: pothead is just a label, stoner is a way of life.

by (ghostwriter) January 21, 2009

styler

A sex act in where the man ties a ribbon around his penis, while a woman sings into the penis, usually an Aerosmith song. She wiggles the penis back and forth as it is a microphone and at the end of singing she screams like Steven Tyler. hence the name styler.

I was bushed after my girlfriend gave me a great styler last night.

by The Man 314 December 27, 2011

stoners

A person or group of people who smoke toke marijuana. There are many types/references to what a "true stoner" is exactly. Main attribute of a good stoner are those who smoke out and get smoked out. Most stoners know it's good to know of different type of buds and the amt. weight in grams, kilos, lbs., ect. ... Most stoners smoke marijuana habitually, know that salvia is not marijuana by any means, know how to keep a low profile yet be open and also how to function while high.

Let's go toke up.
- Gosh we're such stoners
Huh?
- Nvm. Let's toke.

by TitsClitsBongHits March 23, 2007

Fake Stoner

Somebody who smokes weed once, then decides that they must learn everything about marijuana and look at weed accessories all day. They will commonly not give a fuck about anything you say if it doesn't involve weed. They will correct a legit stoner with scientific facts about weed. Also they will call themselves hippies and wear nothing but Rastafarian colors all the time. They only listen to Kottonmouth Kings and other artists who only sing about "smoking the herb" Total fucking grievances.

Me- "Well I just got a joint of purple destroyer, (real strain, dank as all fuck) im going to listen to Bring Me The Horizon"
Fake Stoner- " First of all, strains don't matter, secondly joints are a scientific waste of weed, and finally listen to Bob Marley, what you listen to doesn't even discuss weed, you're not a stoner."
Me- Oh my fucking word, shut up you little wannabe fake stoner!!!!!!

by AtomicGamer17 July 29, 2013