Lachlan but actually Stuart

Red haired boy who secretly loves cock, fantasises about sucking dick all day long and dreams of shadows

Man that dude is such a lachlan but actually stuart

by bushini349358 June 13, 2022

Stuart Jones

A fucking legend

Stuart jones the unit he'll knock u out bruv

by fearlessmonkey8 October 13, 2021

Hung as Stuart Little

When you wake up in the morning and you are just simply hung like Stuart Little. It is essentially accepting defeat the morning after a night out consuming alcoholic beverages with the boys. Being hung like Stuart Little is probably one of the worst things possible and I do not wish it on my worst enemy.

Chad: Yo Brad, what the fuck happened last night?
Brad: Bro I don't even know, I'm as hung as Stuart Little.

by Beach a HolicXx August 5, 2022

Stuart

Every nerds name's ever

Stuart:*exists*

Me: NERRRRDDD

by kxcgxigji May 2, 2020

Stuart Beerbelly

A slang term for a middle aged man who is quite fond of a drink. Borderline Alcoholic.

Fuck sake that's the 7th Guinness you've had this night you Stuart Beerbelly.

by James_Murray_IloveEngland April 5, 2025

cerys stuart

a stupid bitch who gets at least one rake to the face, she’s got blue eyes, single asf

omg ur defo a cerys stuart

by fatfrickwithchickennuggets December 3, 2019

Stuart Shaw

A guy who once you meet will change your life and be your absolute best friend ever. Nice guy caring, helps other people amazing soul. Great boyfriend will never cheat on you etc. If you ever meet someone with this name consider it a blessing from the gods.

Stuart Shaw the goat is here.

by NoNeedaKnow August 28, 2023