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Ultimate Stranger

When a man paints the nails on his non-dominant hand red, sits on this hand until it goes numb, raises one leg (same side as hand), reaches under raised leg with non-dominant/painted hand and proceeds to jerk off. (the Ultimate Stanger can be performed sitting or standing) GIDDY UP!
When she won't put-out and your sick of the typical jerk session, try the Ultimate Stranger.
by Andy Giddy July 28, 2008
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Jack stranger

When you masturbate with your numb arm you are giving yourself a "Jack Stranger."
I'm horny and lonely.. I think tonight calls for a Jack Stranger!
by Spankamonkey December 8, 2013
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kind stranger

That person who dropped a gold award on yet another post. Seriously how many coins does this guy have?
thanks for the gold kind stranger
by not_dover_ben January 27, 2020
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The Stranger

Step 1: Find a hard surface such as a a Wood Bench or Marble Floor
Step 2: Sit on your Dominant hand, palm down for 5-7 minutes until 88% of feeling or more is lost in that hand
Step 3: Close your eyes, manifesting a pleasurable scenario, then proceed to gratify yourself with your hand in its current numb state

Result: Out of body experience simulating/fantasizing another person administrating hand and or oral* stimulation on yourself.

*Jergens can be used in conjunction with the stranger for simulated oral relief
The Perfect Strangers Balky & Larry exhibited "The Stranger", by sitting on each other hands, then having a pleasurable time proceeding the dance of joy.
by TshirtTank on the Web February 19, 2008
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stranger danger

Used when you are creeped out by a strange guy trying to dance on you, talk to you, or are just staring across the room and you can see them the whole time. Yell this phrase when you need help or as a hint to get the hell away we can see you.
"STRANGER DANGER!!! That creep ass wont stop trying to freak dance on me!! STRANGER DANGER!!!
by crystal+alexis+alisha June 20, 2008
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Stranger Danger

When referring to someone with whom you are good friends but haven't seen in a while. Someone who you regularly did hang out with until life situations led you to not see them as much in daily life.
Whoa, long time no see Stranger Danger, how have you been?
by Wookerton May 29, 2010
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Straterbation

The overused and exaggerated act of shredding on a Stratocaster, much in the vein of Jimi Hendrix and Stevie Ray Vaughn but far less tasteful. This act causes the player to appear at a much higher skill level than they actually are and may inevitably lead to a rendition of Little Wing, The Star Spangled Banner, Crossfire or Redhouse. This is not limited to only these songs and these artists; some other notable songs that are often victims of public staterbation include Yellow Ledbetter, Cliffs of Dover Pride and Joy, Superstitious and Under the Bridge. Straterbators inhabit bar bands and cover acts across the world; they are easy to spot but hard to get rid of.

Tell tale signs that someone maybe about to straterbate would be:

1. Suddenly appearing to smell something during a guitar solo (which should occur twice in every song)
2. Lighting up a cigarette moments before beginning a song
3. Laughing at an inaudible joke about the audience while looking directly at the audience

Self-gratification via Stratocaster causes an inflated sense of ego and leads to bar star syndrome. The best thing to do when being held captive by an over excited Strat-enthusiast is to just let them finish and by tomorrow no one will know who it was or even care.
"That dude with the red Strat just pulled out a black one and light up a cigarette... Looks like he is about do some straterbation"

"Can you blame him for wanting to straterbate? his band just played 3 Sheryl Crow tunes in a row!"
by Brishem March 18, 2010
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