strategic vom

The vom you undertake when you start feeling sick, in order to get it over and done with so that you can keep on partying without feeling sick.

Look man, if you're starting to feel a bit sick, go have a strategic vom.

by Thaned July 31, 2010

stragedy

A long-range plan for achieving something but due to being so poorly thought through can only lead to a bad result

The new CEO has just communicated all the assumptions he made which inform his new stragedy for the company

by CrossWords April 7, 2012

Strategic Offsite

A term to put on one's calendar to make a meeting at a bar or tavern appear as a work event.

Let's meet at 2:30 p.m. on Friday for a "Strategic Offsite."

by Banditrider7 April 24, 2015

strategic slumber

Finding a creative and/or scientific way to end it all. For example, electrocution by a few hundred watts. It's pretty cool. 🙃

Dude it's not a suicide, it's a strategic slumber!

by outsiderrality June 21, 2019

Strategic Whiffing

A term used in the hit E-Sport game, Rocket league, for strategically missing the ball in a way that allows your teammates to not feel bad about how inadequate they are and how good you are.

My buddy James will never know he only made that shot because I decided that strategic whiffing the ball would improve his day.

by ProjectA July 19, 2019

Shrafe

Massive veiny throbbing dick (over 6.5 inches during erection)

Austin: How was your date with Brooke?
Lucas: You already know I gave her the shrafe

Austin: Shrofity

by DepressoLatte September 16, 2019

Papa Straze

The name given to someone who likes to choke on a fat dick while blasting the original Pokémon theme song in the background.

"Hey. Did you hear from Papa Straze?"
"Yeah. He was sucking off my brother last I heard."

by My Name is Nothing April 18, 2018