Stiff Rich

A hard, turgid penis. Engorged and raging hard on.

I’m going to have to rub one out. I got a stiff rich and it needs release.

Rachel rolled over last night and rode stiff rich till she came.

I was sporting a stiff rich all through gym class today.

by Eaton Holgoode February 13, 2018

Stiff Lippin’

When someone refuses to suck the dick.

Rachel was stiff lippin’ last night so I had to rub one out.

All these thots are stiff lippin’ tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018

Stiff Hanger

A random erection at any time, without any kind of motivation or assistance.

Damn i was sittin in class the other day and got a stiff hanger out of nowhere...

by Macadoshis October 15, 2010

stiff pele

When you kick someone in the balls and they have a boner.

George was being a dick so i gave him a stiff pele

by Roger bebow October 7, 2005

spot the stiff

When watching a war or disaster movie with a large ensemble cast, to use one's knowledge of the genre and its cliches in order to predict which characters will die before the end. Good picks include Spitfire pilots talking moist-eyed of their upcoming marriage, hysterical mothers and either half of a couple celebrating their fiftieth wedding anniversary.

by marcata August 14, 2003

stiff lord

yet another word for an erection. This term is especiially effective while watching star wars episode III revenge of the sith because i got it from "Sith Lord"

At the sexy part of the movie, Michael got a stiff lord.

by Sean Mannateeing June 22, 2005

Stiff Henry

Slang term used by southeasterners to describe the alcoholic drink Steel Reserve. The origin of this terminology is unknown, however its implications are rumored to be non-homosexual in nature.

Good Example:
Frederic: "Greetings, Clancy. Are you prepared to partake in a round of Stiff Henrys?"

Bad Example:
Ville Valo: "Is it still stiff, Henry?"
Henry: "Why, yes. Yes it is."

by Uriah April 26, 2005