stafford

A euphemism for an extremely large and impressive penis or a person who has an impressive package.

john: "Why is she dating him?"
tim: "haven't you heard? He's got a huge stafford."

or

Tim: My sister told me you two had a good date last night.
John: Yeah but she called me stafford in the morning.

or

John: I think I pulled my stafford last night
Tim: Sounds like you and the lady need to have a talk

by John Krills March 14, 2008

stafeen

Noun, verb, adjective
Or stafoon originating from the name Stafania Tory created in the streets of alameda ca. by a group of kids: Robbie, Sean, Luca, Erik, Dame, Elliot, Derek, and a few others.

Stafoon >stuh-fôôn<
Stafeen >stuh-fçn< Stafeening >stuh-fçn-&#301;ng<

1:noun- stafeen/stafoon-weed, marijuana.
2:verb 1-stafeen/stafoon/stafeening-to smoke reefer or smoking the reefer.
3:verb 2-stafeened-to be high from marijuana.
4:adjective-stafeen life- stafeen>describing>life or the way one lives->to live life in a way that can be explained only by living it or by asking the creators.

1:Lets get some stafeen.
2:Lets go stafeen.
3:Are you feeling stafeened yet?
4:Hes not down with the stafeen life.

stafeen life.....

by seannonnon February 7, 2008

Staffing

Staffing is another word for jerk off, or masturbation. This term was created by JROTC cadets at a summer camp in 2009. Staffing can also be used as Staff or Staffed, or staff off. We hope this term will be really well known in the future.

Last night I was staffing to some hardcore porn.

by RegSquad November 7, 2011

De Stafford

de Stafford is a fucking awful school in Caterham full of miserable pricks, TicTac (aka, Mr Kelly) and sexy man Mr Hogg

there goes that sexy man James hogg.. the one who works at de Stafford

by suckmyprick October 9, 2019

Staff

A calm and relaxed person to the public, but behind closed doors a sexual pervert of the worst kind

That guy was weird, do you think he was staff?

by stusx10 April 24, 2015

beer staffing

A wonderful drinking game. To beer staff, simply drink a beer. Then, duct tape the empty can to the bottom of your next beer. Tape that empty beer to the bottom of the two cans. Keep doing this to form a staff made of beer cans. A BEER STAFF.

"Hey, Broseph. What're you doing tonight?"
"BEER STAFFING!!"

by Robbie Bourne December 13, 2006

Seaforth

The most ruthless suburb in Sydney. Comparable with Compton, USA. I challenge anyone to enter Seaforth and not get stabbed or shot. Home of the notorious SSK. Also has great seafood.

Last night i went to Seaforth, I was stabbed 8 times.

by Lanecoveisshit March 5, 2012