statustician

An expert in or compiler of status updates

jane showed off her skills as a statustician by updating her facebook every 5 minutes

by jimi Haha December 18, 2010

Stabist

Someone who stabs others.

Four people were injured when a stabist stabbed them.

by Tbonedonut August 14, 2019

statikstackz

A nigga all about making money 💰

He can lose it’s all and still find a way to make it back

Damn that nigga statikstackz really out here doin his thang !!

by Statikstackz September 25, 2019

Stanistan

A fictional country created by the Reddit map community, consisting of every country ending in Stan uniting

(Sometimes Pakistan.)
The countries include: Afghanistan, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, and Pakistan*

Redditor: I believe all Stan countries should unite to make Stanistan
Al-Quaeda: That would cause a civil war
Redditor: who cares

by Roasted beans March 1, 2022

stanist_

stanist_ is an editor who makes very cool and hot (sometimes sad😒) madness combat edits.

Btw, @deimosswifecanon wrote this for stanist_

by deimoswifecanon May 17, 2022

statstrology

The practice of looking at data and drawing whatever conclusion you want from it, similar to astrology

"Hey, did you know that according to this study intelligent people tend to be more depressed?"
"That's just statstrology."

by 93678983453gh May 18, 2023

pronto statis

a. to do something in a fast or quick manner. b. to hurry up.

"I need you to do 30 copies of this article, pronto statis"

by Teresa Mejia December 29, 2007