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Twitter Stance

The act of swinging your right leg around to make it parallel to the left leg. Knees then slightly bend to a near squat position. During this entire time, both hands are locked onto the cell phone ready to make a tweet. Once into position, the tweeting process can begin. Not until the tweet is sent can the Twitter Stance be abandoned.
Shh, can't you tell he's in his Twitter Stance? We must wait until the tweet is tweeted.
by BigRed6810 June 10, 2011
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Rob-Stance

Standing with your spine straight & your legs at a 45-degree angle away from each other so they form a 2D pyramid of sorts. The Rob-Stance was designed to achieve higher levels of thought as well as skill learning.

It has also been said that it increases testosterone, life expectancy, meme potential, aerodynamics, thermodynamics as well as it just looks cool.

It also allows the user to properly utilize short tables while being tall and not having a chair.
guy 1: These tables are so damn short, we need bigger ones!
guy 2: Just Rob-Stance.
by Le Boy September 12, 2022
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Shikamaru power stance

by Hym Iam April 20, 2023
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Stanced

The word 'stanced' is used to describe something as grounded, formal, organized, or having a solid foundation.
here are a few examples:

1. "The team's approach to the project was stanced, ensuring every task was completed with precision and purpose."

2. "Her argument was stanced, leaving no room for doubt or misunderstanding."

3. "The business model is stanced, with clear goals and a solid structure that’s built to last."

4. "The curriculum was stanced, offering students a well-rounded and thorough education."

5. "Their plan for the event was stanced, with everything from the venue to the guest list meticulously organized."
by CatfishMastrr August 14, 2024
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Pomp and stance

An abbreviation for “pomp and circumstance,” referring to acts of frivolity and unnecessary ceremony
Paul and Mary’s dog has no pomp and stance.
by YourMom’sButt October 23, 2018
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Stance

The Japanese counterpart of "lowrider", which completely destroys your car's suspension, handling and makes it run WAY much worse than a riced Honda Civic with a loud-ass fartcan, giving the other a chance to make the V-Tec kick in. If you like stance, go ahead and I don't mind about it. But be careful when you use this certain car mod or else...
Person #1: Bruh, that stance'd GT-R got smoked by a riced Civic.
Person #2: Ouch.
Person #3: Fuckin' ricers have won this time.
by Cody D. Buni September 21, 2018
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dirty stancing

a term for a daily driven car that runs a static drop into the weeds
WOW that car is dirty stancing

even swayze couldnt stance that dirty
by jamiea7x July 31, 2011
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