Snooping

The act of sleeping or spooning with one's dog. Reference Peanuts character Snoopy and spooning. Most common among women but men will do it but not admit it.

My girlfriend is snooping the dog tonight and I am not going to sleep with the dog too.

by a2z August 19, 2012

Stooping

The act of actively doing nothing

What did you do Sunday morning?
I woke and boke and watched some TV. I was stooping pretty hard.

by Sammy Slug June 29, 2008

trump scooping

The act of farting, then cupping your hand and scooping it up towards your nose (or someone else's) to breathe in your sensational effort.

Bob's always trump scooping at me - I can smell them from here, thanks!

by benbenbenny August 1, 2009

scrooping

The act of scrolling through your Facebook newsfeed whilst pooping. This is different from tooping as the perpetrator is not necessarily making direct contact with another person and is just filling the time instead.

"Why are you taking so long? I need to use the shower!"
"Sorry I was just scrooping. I'll be out in a second."

by woobleydoobley0_0 November 29, 2014

Swooping

Swiping (Tinder, etc.) while pooping

I spend way more time on the toilet when I’m swooping

by JRiker January 3, 2018

Precision Scooping

The act of maximizing the amount of marshmallows, crunch berries, dehydrated strawberries, etc., that one obtains in a spoonful of cereal.

1. Joe: Dude, how on earth did you get so many oat clusters all at once?

Christopher Walken: Precision scooping, my friend...precision scooping.

2. Joe: Oh yeah, look at this! *shows friend an impressive spoonful of Count Chocula* It's all about precision scooping.

Joe's friend: Fuck you for using that term.

by Decattatom April 25, 2011

squirping

making advances toward other's love interest

Hey, Oliver, quit squirping on my girl.

by Robert S. Blung + Mr. Caiptain February 16, 2012