Jungle Squirts

Severe Diarrhea! Symptoms include: crippling gas pains, uncontrollable farting attacks, bubble guts, butthole spasms, and BLOWOUT diarrhea! A toilet must be closeby.

I am going to have the jungle squirts from eating the 5 orders of nachos we just ate.

by Nickipicki July 26, 2010

Hershy Squirts

Just another word for Diareha

Oh man keep the door closed Matt had the Hershy Squirts

by Anden 3000 September 23, 2007

Rock the Squirts

To take a piss, urinate. The best way to say it.

Goddamn, I really need to rock the squirts after that 3 hour long ride

by Derpmobile November 11, 2010

Squint Nigger

An Asian of any far-Eastern ilk. One who has squinty eyes.

'The squint-niggers were milling around after they dropped the big one on hiroshima.'

by saline_solution August 10, 2003

Squirts and tinkles

Shits and giggles

Try it this way. "For squirts and tinkles"

by ol'ar February 17, 2010

SquirtShit

when you are expecting a fart, and instead comes a hose-type spray of diarrhea....

Which probably means you have a horrible horrible stomach virus and will be throwing up and squirtshitting every five minutes....

D:

Dude 1: DUDE I HAVE A HUGE FART COMING UP!! LISTEN!!
.................................*squirtshit*.....

Dude 2: I don't hear a fart.

Dude 1: Um.... i squirtshitted.

Dude 2: EWW you should change your underwear and start wearing diapers....

*Dude 2 runs away*

by Sk8rman1000 March 30, 2011

squint-print

The tiny type that one urgently needs to read — such as the directions on a pill bottle or the phone number of a repair person

Thankfully, my drug store provides a magnifying glass in the OTC medication section, to help us old-timers read the squint-print.

by Elena Mancini February 13, 2017