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Squidward's Suicide

A lost episode of the popular television series Spogebob. It was allegedly written by a now imprisoned Scottish animator accused with nine charges of murder, two of which were children whose bodies were seen in the episode. It is unknown whether the clips on YouTube are actual clips of the episode, but all info of the episode gathered from multiple sources describe the plot of the episode depicting the death of Squidward.
The title card Squidward's Suicide comes on the screen. The episode begins with Squidward practicing his clarinet, but is interrupted by a knock at the door. Upon opening it, he sees a traveling salesman.
Salesman:"Can I have a moment of your-"
Squidward:"Not interested!"
He slams the door in his face and walks back to his room, only to be interrupted a second time by knocking at the door. He stomps over to it and flings it open. The salesman is still there, but he isn't as cheerful looking as previously.
Salesman:"The Red Mist is coming..."

This is a descripton of the first scene in the episode.
by TheRedMistScribe March 10, 2012
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Squidward Style

Having sex while only wearing a T-Shirt.
John: “Did you hook up with Kim yesterday?”
Chris: “Yeah I ended up fucking her squidward style.”
by $aintNick January 12, 2019
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Squidward Complex

1. A complex, a lot of people experience where they remember, how as a kid, Squidward from the hit-show Spongebob Squarepants looked like an angsty bitch that just wants to ruin Spongebob's fun for no reason, but as you grow older you find yourself relating to Squidward in a lot of situations and realize how unbearable it must be to live between the two loudest kids on the short-bus who are Spongebob and Patrick.

2. You start to relate to Squidward.
Watching Spongebob Spongebob flips a patty and it lands on Squidward's head
Ed: I'm starting to realize how much of an asshat Spongdebob is sometimes...
Bob: Oh you have a Squidward Complex.
by THEredSUNned January 11, 2021
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squidward's community college

Very good college yes can speell now Obama was in my class verygood my name is Jeff bezos have many lambors v goof my teacher was Mickey Mouse (heh had an affair with with shrek ).
squidward's community college college is very good school
by Sour. Ghost October 24, 2020
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squidward face

when you lay your balls over a persons eyes and put your dick along they're nose.
dood last nite i got squidward faced!!!
by DBL A June 11, 2006
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squidward tennisballs

Squidward Tennisballs is a cashier and employee at the Krusty Krab in Bikini Bottom. He dislikes his two neighbors, Patrick Square and Spongebill Roundpants. He enjoys fine dining and art, and plays the clarinet.
"Hey, have you heard of Squidward Tennisballs?"
"You mean tentacles?
by notarealperson111 January 14, 2021
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Squidward J. Q. Tentacles

Squidward's personality is grumpy, hot-tempered, selfish, nasty, unfriendly, and of course, miserable. In spite of this, he is still one of the most intelligent characters, and out of the ten major characters, he can be categorized as the most educated one, along with Sandy Cheeks (Carolyn Lawrence), Plankton (Douglas Lawrence), and Gary the Snail. He has a sarcastic attitude and sees others as uncivilized morons, while failing to accept his own personal shortcomings. Squidward sees himself as misunderstood and unappreciated, blaming society for his failures.
Random person: hey have you ever heard of the word Squidward J. Q. Tentacles
Random person:no
by the diarrhea king March 4, 2022
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