squatchie

Having a cooter that is especially hairy, much like that of a Sasquatch.

I need to shave my squatchie, look at this thing!

by Robert Turner January 29, 2003

squatchmo

An extreme beating, consisting of nine inches of limp-dick across the face until you get a bruise.

The man's friend was acting stupid and the man said,"shut up before I give you a squatchmo, bitch".

by Brandong February 4, 2007

Sqaatch

sqaatch: originates from the word sqat.
or to sqat down...It ultimately means to bend down and take a dump shit.
when you really have to go to the bathroom use this word.

hey ZEE let's play one more game of Madden NFL 2006..

zee replies, "hold up I got to take a sqaatch !!"

you reply, " go take a sqaatch then, tutti head.

by (Anwar ) Plan-A-Emcee May 22, 2005

squanched

Beyond fucked up. One may become chronosynclastic infundibulum.

Person 1: I just took 10 dabs off the rig
Person 2: Are you feelin squanched yet?

by atrueintellectual November 28, 2018

Squach

The part of a male genitals where the underbelly of the meat and the ballsack meet

That chick was so kinky she even licked on my squach.

by SpankyMc.LongDong April 4, 2011

Squatchy

(Adjective) Derived from the characteristics of a Sasquatch i.e. being stinky and hairy.
Best used to describe a place or thing of a smelly and / or dirty nature , and even more appropriate if referring to a smelly , hairy person.

"Damn bro, did you notice that guy back there? He was one squatchy mother fucker!"

"Fuck man, let's get out of here. This place is way too squatchy for me."

by Jay DeCay February 23, 2012

Squatcho

The Hispanic cousin of the illusive Sasquatch, can only really be told apart from Sasquatch by the sombrero he wears and is often spotted eating nachos at the 7-11.

I seen Squatcho while we were getting gas at the 7-11! i thought it was Sasquatch but the sombrero and plate of nachos gave him away

by mean_fingrr October 11, 2010