squat and gobble

A place to eat and shit.

Man, where's a decent squat and gobble around here?

by Kodie January 17, 2004

squat tag

Also known as "squat tag in the asparagus patch";
1. the act of defecating
2. anal sex, especially between homosexual males

"Hey Bill, after this space-docking thing is over with, how's about a little squat tag in the asparagus patch?"

by Jay Marr October 28, 2006

Squat Game

A pose used popularly for taking picture.
Can also induce a sense of swag.

"Squat Game on point?"

"Squatgame3hunna"

by WatchingWithoutEyes October 7, 2014

Squat Dog

Someone who walks around barefooted and shirtless.

I wasn't allowed to pay for the gas inside, because the clerk said there are no Squat Dogs allowed.

by Dancing Cat September 12, 2005

squat to pee syndrome

A diesease that every man gets in his life when his penis stops working for about 2 weeks and he is forced to sit down when he pees because it comes out of his ass

Man 1: Awww dude these past 2 weeks have sucked i got squat to pee syndrome.

Man 2: Dude that fuckin blows i just finished that about a month ago.

by Jaquan Jackson July 8, 2011

Squat and Gobble

Carnival sex act where you pack your consenting partners ass with honey and potato chips, tie their hands behind their back with carnival rope, and lower them into a bathtub full of debeaked turkeys. The carny must then squat down and masturbate to climax using anything they can capture with their knees before being untied.

For a man with six fingers on two hands, Carl is the best squat and gobble carny in five states. I once saw him dispatch a king size jacuzzi worth of turkeys in ten minutes, and I think one of the turkeys fell in love!

by jigoku November 28, 2007

Squat & Squirt

Sexual Act (As always), Where Male/Female lay on a flat surface, usually a bed. Then their partner female stands over their head region with their legs either side. The partner standing then proceeds to Squat, this will then leave the person on top with their general crotch area in the other person face. The partner below starts at works. This should, if done well, produce a Squirting from the partner ontop.

Horney Girlfriend:"Do you fancy a bit of Squat & Squirt love?"

by Jacksc2 July 6, 2006