Splatterfest

When one empties his/hers liquified bowels and it sprays all over the inner bowl and the upper rim of the toilet.

I had to use the bathroom, but I chose not to when I saw the person before left a splatterfest.

by MeNthisGuy August 31, 2011

Pittsburg Splatter

The act of covering one's face with plastic wrap and having your partner let loose diarrhea on your face.

I begged my girlfriend to give me a pittsburg platter, but she had diarrhea and gave me a pittsburg splatter instead..

by daisiemae December 9, 2008

ninja splatter

Defined by splooging on a girl's face whilst she is asleep, and then quickly departing before she can discover who did it.

Must be quickly followed by "Ninja splattered, bitch!"

1) Bob: "Dude, our new pledge Rob totally ninja splattered Joanne to get in our frat."
Bill: "Ha ha that's awesome"

2) Joe jumps in through Jessica's window,lets off a huge load in her eye, then jumps back out the window, yelling "Ninja splattered, bitch!"

by MaximumCamoflauge March 8, 2008

Boston splatter

When you are doing a ho who has projectile dirhea.

Professor Button: "BOSTON SPLATTER SPREE"
Duncan: "MILK"

by professor buttons February 20, 2009

Splatter cake

When a rogue squirt of jizz lands in your underwear, leaving you with an uncomfortable sticky sensation that can only be made worse by the presence of pubic hair.

Jim: "My mum almost walked in on me choking the goose the other day"
Gary: "Did she see anything?"
Jim: "Thankfully not. But the splatter cake was the size of a baseball"

by mylittlewhiteslug October 23, 2018

splatter

To scatter or splah water or any type of liquid.

After Katie decided to splatter juice on Elizabeth's expensive coat Elizabeth sued Katie for one hundred dollars.

by Anonymous June 18, 2003

splatter

to kinda 'go everywhere'
go in every direction...

the paint splattered all over me

by Just Like Campbells...MmMm Good June 21, 2003