funky spunk

Generally associated with the episode of Sex and the City when Samantha reported that the guy she was blowing had "funky spunk", tasting like rotten asparagus. May be rectified by a shot of wheat grass, apparently.

"Hey Alice, give me a blow job."
"Fuck no."
"Why not?!?"
"Man, you've got some funky spunk."

by Mary Jane February 21, 2005

Spunk monkey

A girl who, whilst normal in other sexual respects, makes ape-like sounds when receiving sperm in her face.

Yeah! She squealed like a spunk monkey!

by Jimlad September 10, 2003

spunk stain

A visible stain left on an object by dried semen.

Monica had a spunk stain on her dress.

by Ghost July 27, 2003

Spunk Sponge

A Spunk Sponge is a predatory manwhore, most often found in clubs and bars and the end of the night. They prey on drunk, vulnerable men and particularly drunken soldiers. They’re always ugly and usually hideously fat, often with severely over-developed body hair. They seek and devour every single drop of man-fat possible, leaving their victims drained and weak. An attack by multiple Spunk Sponges (leading to a Jizz-Frenzy) can be fatal; with death caused by dehydration.

Q. "What happened to Dinger last night?"
A. "He got captured by a Spunk Sponge."
R. "Poor Cunt, he looks half dead."

by LEFTY478 March 1, 2009

spunk

A colloquial for ejaculate. Mostly used in Britain.

After wanking for the first time in two weeks I need at least two handkerchiefs to wipe up all the spunk.

by Kiezpro January 20, 2005

spunk-fronters

a favourite pair of comfortable trousers esp. tracksuit or 'tracky' bottoms, used for idling and solitary 'recreation' while at home... generally not washed from one year to the next, the frontal area builds up a delightfully pungent, and crusty residue of semen...

also affectionately known as 'fronters'

Jell0r raced home from work, removed the gimpsuit, and retrieved his spunk-fronters from their position propped up against the wall... after chipping his way into them, the spunky front caressed his loins like sandpaper on wood..

by Tongeh September 26, 2006

spilky

The nickname of Spilk, also the name of the greatest website in the universe. Spilky.com.

"Hey dude, go to Spilky.com is is the bombshiznit-diggity"

by Spilk188 April 15, 2004