My dad was buffing his nails with his Crazy Shine manicure pad today while talking about yesterday's Dances with the Stars episode. My God, he's sprouting ovaries!
Please note that my father is man enough to listen to the Adam Corolla podcast, where he heard the phrase.
Please note that my father is man enough to listen to the Adam Corolla podcast, where he heard the phrase.
by keguse August 28, 2012
Get the Sprouting Ovariesmug. When a woman goes down on a unshaven man mane, comes up and kisses the repugnant Y Chromosome individual, and has pubes stuck in between her teeth
AB: "Hey Don, guess what happened to me last night?!"
DB: "What dude?"
AB: "This unruly chick went down on me for 25 minutes and then I realized I didn't trim my man bush until she came up with alfalfa sprouts in her teeth...like floss...gross..."
DB: "What dude?"
AB: "This unruly chick went down on me for 25 minutes and then I realized I didn't trim my man bush until she came up with alfalfa sprouts in her teeth...like floss...gross..."
by Katharsis September 12, 2009
Get the alfalfa sproutsmug. by Trucker Don January 4, 2024
Get the Sausage sproutmug. 
by KamiEatsPeaches December 3, 2021
Get the Sproutingmug. In sexual intercourse: the engorgement of feminine/female sex organs.
Typically in reference to the clitoris swelling and protruding from under it's hood and/or becoming erect.
Typically in reference to the clitoris swelling and protruding from under it's hood and/or becoming erect.
As she lady back and began playing with her nipples, her labia became puffy and her clit jumped and pulsed before sprouting into full view as her wetness gushed and puddled under her ass
by Professor 214 February 21, 2023
Get the Sproutingmug. Friend one: it’s time! Are you ready for a bartholomew township Brussels sprout?
Friend two: yes sir! Semen coming right up!
Friend two: yes sir! Semen coming right up!
by Lebronludortsex July 28, 2025
Get the Bartholomew township Brussels sproutmug.