scotch eggs

1. A savoury snack comprising a hard boiled egg encased in sausage meat, with a golden breadcrumb coating.

2. A ginger lad's knackers, bollocks, testes etc

Rusty haired Jonny lad was up to his scotch eggs in little Doris. The cheeky monkey!

by Brother numpsy November 14, 2005

scotch

Most definitely does not mean 'Scottish' when describing people. It is often used to describe liquor, eggs and beef among other things.

Those who call Scottish people 'Scotch' are often corrected with a polite saying-so, or a "Fuck off, you stupid American bastard!", depending on how much Scotch the Scottish person has recently imbibed.

Stereotypical American - "Hey you're Scotch! Isn't Scotland in England?"

Drunken Scot - "Fuck off, you stupid American bastard!"

by bluntpencil2001 April 25, 2005

Big Bad Scotch

The name assumed by a fat security guard who thinks that sitting in the gatehouse of a pie factory makes him the most important man in the world. He spends most of his working day reading his newspaper and demanding to see the ID of the only people of lower grade than him - the toilet cleaners.

Stop! Who goes there?

None of your fat business. Who the hell are you?

I am the Scotch, the Big Bad Scotch.

Correction. You're a fat ugly nobody with little legs and a gay moustache.

by by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 18, 2009

splotchy

When a girl's makeup runs after she's been crying, this is the word to describe all the nasty smearing and raccoon eyes.

(girl crying and wiping her tears)
"Ugh!! My face is all splotchy"

by Captain Jack's September 16, 2008

Scotch Tape

A really good idea, deserves credit.

Let's give credit where credit is due; scotch tape was a really good idea. - George Carlin

by Gage - o November 2, 2008

Girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher

A fucking ugly bitch who goes out with the Porky Scotcher.

Who's the goofy cow taking a shit in the white van?

That's the girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher.

Fucking ugly bitch.

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle May 16, 2009

scotch plains

Scotch Plains is a town neighboring Westfield.
For years Westfield and Scotch Plains seem to have been rivals.
and although Westfield may think they are better,
they are really not.
They are more stuck up snobs that get what they want
and do not have to work for anything.
Scotch Plains kids go through school and work their butts off to achieve highschools.
The town is known for its amazing jazz bands and successful after school activities

Scotch Plains is ten times better than any neighboring town

by Mary June February 23, 2008