Spunk Shuffle

when the lady shuffles to the toliet with her legs closed after sex to prevent the spunk dripping down her legs.

I had to do the spunk shuffle all the way down dorm hall last night. (she says)
His Mom caught me doing the Zoidberg last night. I could not look her in the eyes the next morning.

by Wolfgang Wolfbacon III January 22, 2007

spunk trunk

A larger and more impressive version of the spunkstick.

She nearly passed out when I pulled out the spunk trunk!

by Irritatus Maximus October 20, 2007

Splank

The act of one slapping someone else in the face with a palm having jizz on.

- Where are you, honey?
- I'm in the bathroom washing my face after you splanked me.

by MarkTheSplanker October 3, 2021

Hillary Splank

A sadomasochistic act in which a woman delivers a mean left hook to the jaw of her lesbian lover after receiving oral sex.

Friend: Girrrrrrl, what happened to YOU?!
Lesbian with bruised face: My girlfriend Hillary Splanked me!

by chempunx December 9, 2008

splanky

cool, fresh, chill, fun, funky, extra fly

The new girl is so splanky, I want to get to know her better.

by Rexi Rexi Rexi February 20, 2011

Thumb Spelunker

The act of letting someone sit on your thumb....while hand is in hitchhiker position, place it under someone while they are sitting down so your thumb pokes them in the butt...

Damn , that was one hell of a thumb spelunker , it almost ripped my pants !!!!

You dirty thumb spelunker , you went straight up my ass !!!!

by Heyman3000 March 7, 2010

ass spelunker

1) One who engages in the practice of exploring the anus and rectal passage of another, just as a spelunker enjoys exploring dark, dank, underground passages.
2) A person who acts as though he might enjoy the practice of ass spelunking.

1) Man that guy is an ass spelunker. I think I saw him in the Gay Pride Parade last week.

2) Goddamnit Jimmy, stop prancing around like a fucking ass spelunker.

by Ragefist November 17, 2002