Split the G

On your first try of drinking a Pint of Guinness you drink enough to where the black of the pint is directly in line with the line in the middle of the G

Dude, try split the G

by Irish/Canadian June 9, 2018

Split Screen Mind

When people don't apply to themselves, the same standards that they judge others by. People with this affliction repeatedly fail to live up to their own publicly proclaimed standards.

Richard:

"How bout' that... there she goes again, condemning the barbarous laws of that developing nation while supporting capital punishment in her own".

Joyce:

"Looks like she's suffering from a split screen mind".

by Addill January 20, 2010

Lickity split

A description, of doing something in a fast time.

I'll get the part to you lickity split, Mr Smith

by roguebfl March 1, 2008

Splinter

Leader of the teenage mutant ninja turtles

Splinter... the shredder has taken april!

by The Great One April 22, 2004

Split Face Hair Shark

Vagina, pussy, twat, Etc...

Close relative of the Split Face Bald Shark!

I was walking drunk on the beach and almost stepped on a Split Face Hair Shark!

by RedWingsWin March 26, 2009

Splirt

The last sip remaining out of a beer bottle. This substance is often mistaken for beer, but usually consisits of 99% saliva.

Kyle - "Hey, would like the last sip out of my beer Brad?"
Brad - "Heck no! I don't want your splirt!"

by Ro-Miller December 11, 2012

rail splitters

women's pants (or underpants) that are so tight, they cause the same effect as "camel toe" (vagina lips are visually split apart through the fabric)

"She has some serious rail splitters on today"

by HSW1987 May 20, 2010