snake spiral

WE ARE SPIRALING TODAY 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

HOP ON SNAKE SPIRAL🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

by the spiraler August 16, 2023

The Spiral

Guys, it's- Look... I'm going to spell it out for you... Real slow... Alright?

Hym "If... The spiral... Is, in fact, going off... It is going to keep killing you... Until you show up on my doorstep and credit and pay me... And there isn't anything... Anyone can do about it... Even me... You know who I am... Because you know what you are doing to me... And WHO you are doing it to... Alright? Do you get it now? And then you need to adhere to the terms of service... Because NOT DOING THAT... Will be very bad for everyone... Ok? I don't know what about that you don't get. That is why you don't put me in a The Matrix and steal my shit... Ok? Like, you've been trying to make my life worse and missing in my face for years... And now you don't like the consequences of you doing that and somehow it's my fault? No. You just do what I'm telling you to do."

by Hym Iam July 16, 2025

tech spiral

When a high-level technical discussion is derailed by a pernickety exploration of implementation details. Often exacerbated by a lively variety of opinion and speculation.

We were ploughing through our daily stand-up the other day until that bogan plunged us into a tech spiral, costing us 25 minutes with a discussion on the correct means of parsing hashes.

by anonymous January 30, 2024

Lasagna Spiral

A duration of time that occurs in which a completely asinine and useless topic becomes so adversely discussed that the original point becomes moot. Like when a player in a tabletop group does something completely pointless and describes everything about that, the game master leaves the room in frustration

I can't believe we lasagna spiraled for 45 minutes on this one shopping trip.

by McCrispies20 May 4, 2023

anti spiral

A phrase often commented online by gay furry femboys to express their raging love towards an individual

Anti spiral. That's it, that's how it's used.

by TurbochargerGrandfather January 1, 2025

Spiral

Used when calling someone fat and really bad at league of legends
Also known as a "Jordan"

Wow you're so bad at ezreal. You're such a Spiral

by itsPrimrose March 8, 2025

Spiralled

When your sexuality, vibe, or entire existence refuses to run in a straight line—or even a circle. It’s attraction that loops, bends, and evolves like a cosmic slinky, pulling you toward whoever/whatever feels right in the moment. Being spiralled means you’re not gay, straight, bi, or pan—you’re orbiting all of it and none of it, on your own infinite track.

Synonyms: fluid af, Fibonacci flirt, queer galaxy brain, vibe-sexual.
Opposite: Stuck on rails.

• “So are you straight, gay, or…?”
• “Neither, babe. I’m spiralled—my desire comes back around, but never the same way twice.”

by Juno Funkey Loudz Christ August 30, 2025