Gag me with a spoon

a phrase used to describe how unpleasant a situation may be

Hey jess, remember when you dated Evans?

Yeah, gag me with a spoon.

by mustachio&jessica May 25, 2009

bamboo schooner

Australian slang for a bong.

1. Holy shit, look at Tim... He's turning Green! I think he might have had one to many bamboo schooners.

by liamoylan January 13, 2009

Comically Large Spoon

Haha spoon big

Comically large spoon make me do the laugh.

by TheMintyButt July 6, 2020

spoonbill

A person of African-American origins referring to the size and shape of his lips.

That little spoonbill just stole my bicycle then tried to sell it to my brother.

by sven June 10, 2004

car-spoon

Car-spooning occurs when two drivers on opposite sides of traffic recognize each other as fellow douchebags.
The douchebags will then slow to a stop (often in the middle of an intersection) to discuss their douchebaggery in detail.
This interaction is called "car-spooning" because of its resemblance to coitus from behind while lying down.

"I would've made it here sooner, but a couple of douches were car-spooning at the crosswalk."

by userbits March 14, 2007

beta spoon

When two people spoon, this is the person in front. Also known as the little spoon, they compliment the alpha spoon.

He's tall and I'm small, so I usually wind up as the beta spoon.

by undefinedsymbol January 22, 2009

meat spoon

The human penis.

"Mmm hmm," leered Ned. "Reese Witherspoon doesn't wither MY spoon. My meat spoon, that is!"

by Blecchy Green December 7, 2009