soothouse

dead

rip soothouse

by froghatguy April 17, 2021

smooth cocking

a variation of smooth talking, however, this form of talking comes from the cock region with a more sexual manner

John's remarkable ability in smooth cocking is the reason he is so successful with the ladies

by The Junk September 30, 2008

smooth chew

1. verb: the act of chewing on something smoothly such as yougurt or pudding

2. noun: you know ... like a smooth chew

3. verb: chewing without the grind

"Lemme get a bite of that fur burger....looks like a smooth chew."

by Spear Shaker April 3, 2010

Smooth Canoes

Aussie saying for "have a cruisy day"

its when everything goes your way smoothly.
have a "Smooth Canoes Day"

by "The Big Easy" September 8, 2012

Sloth Life

A more superior/senior sloth (Human who has sloth similar sloth likes) who has mastered the skills of being lazy, slow & laid back lifestyle that a sloth does while living in a tree, Someone who is living the sloth life has taken many years to fine-tune the art of doing absolutely nothing but having the appearance that shits getting done. Not a minute goes past where they are in a rush to do something or go somewhere, a senior sloth has very minimal care while he or she kicks back and enjoys life for what very little they feel like doing.

Not anyone live the Sloth Life overnight, there is no book to read or guidance to follow from a teacher.. You will not receive a medal or even reconise it straight away once you’re living the sloth life, but once you are all you need to worry about is where is your next meal coming from & whose bringing it too you.

The List is endless what a sloth can do when living the sloth life but i'm also a sloth so i think thats enough typing for this week.

They look like they're living the sloth life
What do you like it would be like to live the sloth life
When did you start living the sloth life
The Sloth Life is .... uhmmm ... just better than being a sloth.
Senior Sloth is classed as living the Sloth Life

by Sloth Life March 16, 2015

slothsexual

sexually attracted to sloths.

mom,dad...i'm slothsexual. sloth sexuality slothsexual dantops

by happy tortoise January 26, 2016

Smooth talking text whore

Someone who falsely uses their sweet talk words to gain trust love and adoration from the opposite sex to get attention and to overindulge in text flirting

I can't believe he says that to everyone , I thought I was the only one he called beautiful or baby . He's a smooth talking text whore

by Westcoast wildcard May 15, 2016