snoregasm

The mental climax achieved by falling asleep after a lengthy period of wakefullness, usually more than 24 hours. Typically found in Las Vegas hotel rooms and frat house basements.

I had such a snoregasm after I played craps until 9:00 AM last night.

by CPatch January 26, 2005

snorfer

a person who farts in the bathtub and attempts to bite the bubble as it rises to the surface.

"She might not have hit her head on the faucet if she was'nt in there being a little snorfer."

by Scrap April 15, 2006

Snoorgtees

1: The combination of semi-average looking prostitutes who apparently aren't looking to get laid any time soon and a disturbingly obnoxious phrase taken from one of the internet's many social "geniuses".

2: 15 dollars for a shirt that says "lol".

Snoorgtees Ad Exec: "Would you care to fill out this Snorgtees survey?"

You: "Get Bent."

Ad Exec: "That's great! We can use it on a shirt with a picture of something bent!"

You: "Get fucked by a horse!"

Ad Exec: "That's great!"

by ex-cretin October 28, 2009

sanford-cheap

Notoriously tight-fisted with money. being so stingy that even Fred Sanford would call you cheap.

That dude's got duckets, but he eats every meal off the value menu because he's so sanford-cheap.

by -OG- April 16, 2008

Mark Sanford

(verb form) To be forced to make a choice between two bad options.

Guy 1: "I can't decide what to eat, leftover scrambled eggs or leftover broccoli.

Guy 2: "Dude, just Mark Sanford it and get on with your day."

by AngryNick May 8, 2013

Sanford and Son

When a network engineer bypasses established design guidelines in an effort to meet a deadline for a project

Bill really pulled a Sanford and Son on that market to hit NRT.

by L2Engineer February 11, 2010

Sanford

A lean, mean, khaki wearing machine! Secretly looks up to the boob! Bud light drinking, shop sittin, pork chop cooking mad man! Aka sanny; Billy G; sandals; San man!!!!🤙🏼

Sanford loves Booba!

by BC Bad ASS December 27, 2016