Smidge

A person, usualy female, short in stature, but large in heart. Also, smidges are usually very beautiful.

My smidge is the sweetest person I know

by Alex February 12, 2005

slodge

N. An unappealing concoction of various household food items that forms a hot meal for the poor, lazy, or both.

Want to try my slodge? I used spaghetti, tuna, black olives, butter, eggs, and ramen beef seasoning.

by Wurdzwerth November 5, 2010

smudger

Person, male or female, who uses and frozen poo as a dildo.

Did you see in Bob's freezer he must be a smudger which all that frozen poo.

by Lynette Archer January 25, 2007

smidget

A cute short girl 18 and older no taller that 5'1"
Also see shortie

Guy #1: Dude look at that chick shes way cute but shes so short
shes like a midget.
Guy #2: Naw fool. Shes a Smidget

by Tim V. December 9, 2008

stodge

1. A grouchy old man.
2. A party pooper

1. "Look at that old stodge! He looks like a turtle"
2. "Oh c'mon, don't be such a stodge!"

by Stodge 1 and Stodge 2 January 2, 2009

smidgeted

smacked in the face with a midget.
warning midgets are not to be used as bats.
midgets are very fragile creatures which can be seen burrowing holes near collonies of mole rats.

youre sitting in a bar and a midget walks in a drunk man just lost in pool and throws a lightweight projectile at you. when you come to you will think the impact has made you delerious and have entered the lord of the rings shire. but its just a midget.
the drunken lady at the bar says oh my goodness that guy just got smidgeted

by shmorts March 22, 2009

Smoigen

Smoigen is a act of affection towards someone of the opposite sex. It could either be a hug to full blown anal gang rape.

Man1: How far have you gone with her bro?
Man2: Aww you know just smoigen her ay...

by ANONEEEMOUS September 16, 2009