slizzered

A portmanteau of 'sleazy' and 'plastered.'

The state of being intoxicated with the intention to creep.

Did you see Jersey Shore last night? Snooki got slizzered at the club and took home a grenade.

by Mary Theroux March 22, 2011

claritijizzy fo' shizzy

this means to smack an asian gas station attendee

i was at the jiffy lube and clclaritijizzy fo' shizzy that mofo

by logan barbunios April 30, 2004

skizzy wizz

when you go to the bathroom for a piss... you piss everywhere but in the toilet, then flush before you leave to create the illusion of a regular piss.
then when the next person enters they skid across the pissy floor.

*SKID* OMG! who took a skizzy wizz on the god damn floor!

by Martin Payne February 3, 2008

shizzy bo bizzy

1.One who is sure of dick
2.A flamer
3.1/2 cm sized penis
4.Describes something

that guy is a shizzy bo bizzy

by urkinsniff butt January 11, 2009

Slizzed

The act of being tired and sucking off the crucifix at the same time. You'll get a sponsor by Uncle Toby's making a new biscuit called "Its just a prank bro!" the content of these biscuits are 90% melatonin and 10% mercury giving you that slizzed feeling.

Ali: I got slizzed last night

ur mum : Wow how did the cookies taste?

Ali: yeah, average

by TheOneAndOnlyDude111 February 15, 2021

Sizzy

To be seasoned / Bring certain swagg to the table (Experienced, certified, mature, well-rounded)

All these lil ass boys the same. But that lowkey guy with the drip, I want me a sizzy man like him over there.

by RellSZN November 29, 2022

shizzy

Something that is rubbish, crap or shitty. Other usages include shizzyswaar for added impact or shiz as an abbrieviated term.
"The shiz" refers to something that is very good. Shiz just used on its own however is used to describe something that is bad.

This lack of crummies is shiz.
Your face is shizzy.
What a shizzyswaar, the ningas are coming to kick my ass!
These crummies are the shiz!

by Kim, Josh and Bex October 1, 2007