slice 'n dice

When the girl giving you oral sex has braces,the braces scrape up your dick, and it hurts like a BITCH!

Laurie was all slice 'n dice on my dick. Next time I am just going straight for the poon.

by kevin sly July 14, 2006

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slice the block

Walking around areas of a neighborhood looking for girls or just some people to chill with

Man im about to go and slice the block

by jamgasm May 24, 2008

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A slice on the mat is a Second War British term. It signifies the eager anticipation of a serviceman returning home on leave; as his woman opens the door they can't even wait to get to the bedroom, and have sex there and then, on the mat, just inside the door. It is still used.

I hadn't seen her for three months, and when I turned up she immediately gave me a slice on the mat. She did remember to close the door, though. . .

by benbisley July 22, 2010

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Slice Me Nice

The parting of the bum cheeks before anal. Usually a reference to intercourse between gay men. Made popular by the sold out on Itunes cover by Lady Lloyd one of the most famous Drag Queens/Fuck Ups in History, Star of the infamous Drag Queens of London (verified on Twitter)

You sliced my ass in two
That man over there I'd love him to slice me nice
I would slice you nice all over London

by lilbandit88 June 26, 2018

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slice of toast

The act of opening ones hand so that the palm is facing in and sliding it from the bottom to the top of another persons bum crack simulating toast popping out of a toaster.

"Dude, Rob just gave me a slice of toast and I let one rip right on his hand! That'll teach him to stick things in other people's butts!"

by k-alpha_guy August 1, 2009

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