slappin' the bag

Here's how 'slappin' the bag' works: Obtain boxed wine. Open the box. Take out the bag of wine. Have a friend hold the bag up for you at face-level wherever that may be. Put your lips up on the spicket and open the valve. Suck/chug the nectar until you've had a respectable portion. Close the valve. Take your face off the spicket and give that naughty bag a slap like you mean it. Then take and hold the bag for the next person. GET BLASTED.

"Whose turn is it to slap the bag??"
"...yours!"
"Sweet. someone hold it for me"
...
*SLAP*

OMFG I LOVE SLAPPIN' THE BAG!!!!!!!

by harrebawl July 15, 2011

half steppin

not doing a complete job; bullshittin'; opposite of come correct

He was half steppin how he treats his girl. She deserves better.

by Delta Tango June 18, 2003

nut slapping

When your balls swing to and fro, hitting your grundle and the womans mound when giving her a furious pounding resulting in a a pleasant "shuck-shuck-shuck" sound.

Dude, I was banging this bitch so hard last night she got a savage nut slapping

by The Nut Slapper August 31, 2006

slipping jimmy

The fake fall in front of a car

Employee: I have been using a wheelie-walker for five months, and I keep being promised a ramp will be installed
Boss: Oh, it's not in this year's budget
Employee: Failing that, I'll be doing a "Slipping Jimmy". I did actually fall a over at home negotiating the bathroom. Can't really sue myself, alas.

by humblepiece April 19, 2015

stepping on my own dick

1. Used to describe potential failure in a given situation if a particular course of action is taken.
2. When you have done something exceptionally stupid causing you to have no progress toward resolution when attempting to solve a problem.

The concept being that it would be stupid, dangerous, and not to mention uncomfortable to step on your own dick. Furthermore, continued forward movement while stepping on one's own dick might cause additional harm to said member, while at the same time you are physically held back because as you proceed forward the forward movement is impeded by said foot on said dick.

1. "If we try to solve problem X by doing thing Y it'll be like we're stepping on our own dicks."
2. "I was sawing that 2 x 4 with that rusty ass hand saw you gave me and it was like I was stepping on my own dick. Where's the motherfucking circular saw?"

First heard by me in Ithaca, NY about 10 years ago.

by DBG February 15, 2008

these sleeping dogs won't lie

"These sleeping dogs won't lie, as opposed to "let sleeping dogs lie" meaning:

1.To avoid starting old conflicts
2.Not to disturb a situation as it is

So "These Sleeping Dogs won't lie" means:

1.Some kind of conflict continues and "rears it ugly head"

Example: These sleeping dogs won't lie can be said about:

1.An issue that is still unsettled
2.Conflict between countries etc.

by sarah0892 May 4, 2006

Itachi Slappin' Niggas put Niggas to Sleep

This is used all though my school. It basically means that someone is So Super humanly fast with movement, Actually Slapped the shit out of Someone to the point that they are sleep as Soon as he turns around. This Term was connected to a Now Blocked Video on YouTube Where it has Travis Scott's Goosebumps in the background playing and as Soon as the man Slaps him it goes into Slow monition to where Kendrick say "..The PUSSY TO DIE FOR!" Because the guy Immediate swiped his girlfriend off her feet and ran away with her.

The Character Itachi Uchiha is from Naruto and he was named the strongest of the Uchiha clan, with this he was quick. This Phrase is Simply putting a Red Flag on someone because of their Brute strength while being able to keep Unbelievable Strength all at the Same time having a Motivation to get somewhere without having to fight a nigga.

Damn Nigga Call the Fucking Akatsuki Damn I swear Itachi Slappin' Niggas Put Niggas to Sleep.

by Grumpy Gril'la April 4, 2017