lambardi slap

To slap someone with your dick, preferably in the face

Dante Lambardi Slapped Marlene in the face

by lambardi slap October 11, 2007

Avsar Slap

When you dickslap/swaffle somebody's wife(or hubby) while the guy watches from the corner.

Last night we hade a threesome with John and his wife, he let me Avsar slap his wife. Good times.

by kurryworst February 16, 2023

slap your grandma

A phrase that means that something is so good that you're awestruck by it to the point where you're so disoriented that you might mistakenly slap your grandmother. If someone takes this literally it could at best cause an awkward situation and at worst cause your entire family to fall apart.

"Woo-wee, shut my mouth, slap your grandma!
There oughta be a law, get the sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how'd she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk..."
-Trace Adkins, "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk"

Mom: "Everybody, Jimmy was nice enough to cook us this Thanksgiving turkey!"
Everyone: "Yea, Jimmy! Hip hip hooray!"
Jimmy: "Aw gee guys...Mom, why don't you have the first bite."
Mom: (eating it) "WOW I'll be damned if this isn't the greatest turkey I've ever had! Slap your grandma!"
Jimmy: "OK." ***SMACK!!!*** (pimp-slaps her across the face)
Mom: "Well I never! Jimmy, how could you?"
Dad: "Son, get out of here this instant. You're banished from this family forever."
Jimmy: "But but but..."
Dad: "But but but...SHUT UP!!! Get your elderly-assaulting ass out of my house!"

by Nicholas D May 23, 2008

slap you with a day old biscuit

Hitting someone and making them feel like they never got a chance to butter their muffin

Don't talk to me today after what you did, I'll slap you with a day old biscuit!

by MidCenturyMr January 14, 2009

slap happy

term used to describe one's mood when sleep deprived or tired. Signs of being 'slap happy' include inane rambling, strange remarks, odd random behavior (such as giving oneself a wedgie), uncontrollable laughter at one's own jokes.

Bob is slap happy today because he was out late last night.

by ladeefalcn March 31, 2005

National Slap Your Sister Day

On October 25th you can slap your sister all you want and you won’t get in trouble.

Hey why is your sister crying

Because I slapped her for National Slap Your Sister Day

by boppotheclown October 24, 2020

Pussy Slap

Slapping a chick’s pussy with you dick or hand before fucking it

Chicks beg for the Pussy Slap!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007