Skoon

to knife someone with a spoon, making it hurt more.

I had to skoon a bitch when he messed with my girl.

by Matt Pelc November 11, 2005

skooner

a skooner is a hot bitch that can give good head and takes it up the ass and doesnt cry

ryan: dude that bitch u hooked me up with last night at the party was a totaal skooner
chad: i kno thats why i hooked u up with her

by C_Nutt July 9, 2005

Skonski

Used as a pronoun to take the place of any person place thing or etc that is pre-understood by both people.

"Grab me a skonski out of the fridge" (here, it is understood that the person wants a beer from the fridge)

"Skonski over here is being a real douchebag"
(here, it is being used to describe a person who happens to be a douchebag)

"yo, skonski, grab me the skonski out of the skonski"

(used only by the most advanced, it really could mean anything, but used only when both people know exactly what is going on)

by Mal H. October 16, 2008

Skonko

(noun)A male who is thought to be a "pimp" and a "player" but in reality they are just a poor excuse of a human being and a hoe.

1)Look at that skonko, he has no game.
2)This skonko, is worth shit and should die.
3) Hey Paola, what happen to that skonko you said you were in love with...Oh he got deported.

by Ruby'n'Paola January 23, 2009

Skonk

A word generally referring to marijuana, but which can also be used as a verb.

"Yo, got any skonk"

"I skonked so hard last night"

by SFiggas June 10, 2008

Skonky Brewster

Stuck up, middle aged actor/ actress who's addicted to sleeping pills, bourbon, and whippets. Enjoying his/ her mid life crisis due to being molested by his/her male, middle-aged co-star from a sitcom that aired 30 years ago. He, she always wears burnt pantyhose from falling asleep with lit cigarettes. He's/ she's had his/ her stomach pumped 13 times from " Confusing" his/ her sleeping pills with Mentos. He/ she has a tendency to shoplift, he/ she smells like a distillery, and if you ever have a craving for a sundae, he's/she's right there with the whipped cream.

That stuck up ho is a Skonky Brewster.
Fran Drescher is a Skonky Brewster.
Brittany Spears ( Even though she's 11 years old with 17 kids named Bob)is a Skonky Brewster.
Russell Crowe is a Skonky Brewster.
Owen Wilson is a Skonky Brewster.
Heath Ledger is a Skonky Brewster.
Keifer Sutherland is a Skonky Brewster.
Hellen Hunt is a Skonky Brewster.
Winona Ryder is a Skonky Brewster.

by Ass Fucking Goat Queen March 1, 2008

Skoner

getting a boner (not literally) after watching a really good skate part.

"Dude i just got a skoner watching Marc Johnson's part in Fully Flared"

by Hydo April 15, 2009