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sketch the bed

An exclamation used as a reaction to hearing some information about incredibly sketch behaviour. Derived from the common Bristolian saying "shit the bed".
Jon : "Did you hear about how he bootystepped 10 different people in 2 weeks?"
Chris : "What the fuck? Sketch the bed!"
sketch the bed by wl2009 February 9, 2009

sketch monkey 

sombody that is really paranoid when they are ''high,stoned,baked,''.
or also can be used when a person acts stupid when they are ''high''.
ex1.sketch monkey: a dawg u got eye drops?
hommie: na dawggg but ur eyes are fuckin white geee??
sketch monkey: why do u have to lie!?
hommie: I iant dawg ur eyes are white!, u fuckin ''sketch monkey'' lol.
ex2.

hommie: are u ganna take a hit rite here in class??
sketch monkey: yea why not??
hommie: dawg ur a ''sketch monkey'' ur ganna get cought up.
sketch monkey: hommie ur a ''sketch monkey'' nothings ganna happen mr.teacher is old he wont smell shit.
sketch monkey by PLUSnooneelse. February 23, 2011

Sketch Ass Niggas 

A person or persons who you consider shady or sketchy
Brandon those guys are some sketch ass niggas right now.
Sketch Ass Niggas by Jordan Eden January 19, 2010

Sketch-corner 

1. noun. A corner of a classroom filled with sketchy kids who are usually put their by a teacher.
1. Why is that guy in the sketch-corner.
Sketch-corner by Mosheman100 May 26, 2010

sketch me out 

A person(s) that weirds you out and makes you a little uncomfortable when they're around... not overly uncomfortable where you don't want to be there just enough to make you think of other places you could be.
Guy 1: "Hey are you going on that camping trip next weekend?"

Guy 2: "I don't know if I want to go man, it sounds fun and all but Tom and his new girlfriend are going and they kind of sketch me out."
sketch me out by Kristen Lee J October 18, 2008

sketch-and-a-half

When a person, place, or thing embodies such a high level of shadiness that it cannot be contained under the label of a mere single 'sketch' but rather a 'sketch, and then some'.
"I have no idea where I'm driving to. Matt's directions are sketch-and-a-half."
sketch-and-a-half by DanerB September 25, 2005