Bob Skeleton 

1) The Winter Olympics event otherwise known as 'tea tray race', to see who can go fastest down a track head first on a toboggan.
2) Russel Brand and Noel Fielding's goth detective, made up after a question about the Olympic event on 'Big Fat Quiz of the Year' 2006. Goth Detectives was used as their quiz team name on Big Fat Quiz 2007.

1) Competing in bob skeleton? Are you suicidal?
2) I wanna see them make a series of Bob Skeleton's adventures!

Bob Skeleton by Blue Jack July 5, 2008

sans the skeleton

a pun skeleton fuck

Person 1: wow this skeleton is heavy
Person 2: it weighs a skele ton
Person: uhg you're such a sans the skeleton

sans the skeleton by Asjsissjsjdj March 31, 2016

and then a skeleton popped out 

Used at the end of a story to spice it up, make it interesting, or to just keep someone's attention.

It took so long walking home from school, my feet were killing me. When I got home I threw my shoes into my closet, and then a skeleton popped out.

and then a skeleton popped out by LeJesseRawrs May 18, 2010

Papyrus the skeleton 

A tall skeleton who's catchphrase is: "NYEH HEH HEH!". Papyrus can also cook spaghetti, and will serve it to you as a trap with an unplugged microwave. Sneaky bastard. He learned this skill from Undyne . Though he loves to cook pasta, his REAL favorite food according to Flowey is: "that oatmeal with the dinosaur eggs." He has an undernet account called CoolSkeleton95, go give him a follow!!

Papyrus is also a Cinnamon Roll.
HE MUST BE PROTECTED AT ALL COSTS.

"Papyrus the skeleton is SUCH a cool dude."

Papyrus the skeleton by JuniorInk March 23, 2017

Trophy skeleton 

A statuesque and exceedingly thin woman who accompanies a narcissistic, divorced, or unconfident man on outings. Like arm candy, but with plastic surgery and gold heels. She will never be his trophy wife, however. That's not how she rolls.

-Hey, is Doug's divorce final yet?

-Yeah, and he's bringing his new trophy skeleton to the club tonight. She's gotta be a foot taller than he is.

Trophy skeleton by Shelley McIntyre December 31, 2007

Soft skeleton

1.Someone who acts cold hearted and tough, but underneath they're really just sad and they want to hide it.
2. Someone cold hearted but smiles when they see kittens or anything cute really.

Guy: Ash has tear stains on her face.
Girl: I know. She's a soft skeleton.

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Girl: Awwwwwh! Lookit the kitten!
Girl 2: Psht. Soft skeleton *laughs*

Soft skeleton by h1tl3r August 30, 2007

papyrus the skeleton 

a innocent cinnamon bun that sans if protective about.

person: I love puzzles!
Person2 :wow your such a papyrus the skeleton!

papyrus the skeleton by kian2244 February 27, 2017