Shmoopers

When you shit your pants in public

Uh oh i just did a shmoopers

Shmoopers by shmoopersdoopers December 1, 2016

shmoop 

when u want a relationship but don't want a relationship unless it's the perfect person; like a soulmate or forever one. also can be used as a noun for ur soulmate

"i feel like shmoop"

"i rlly just wanna find a shmoop"

shmoop by d21littleskater February 20, 2021

shpoopit 

Synonym for "crap" or "shit," but usable in some situations where dropping the s-bomb is inappropriate.

Sent via I.M. from my place employment to my wife's: "The boss is on a tirade today, and guess where I was standing when the shpoopit hit the fan?"

shpoopit by Amado September 11, 2011

schpoopty 

Another word for shit, yelled out by dezil while he is using the restroom.

Hey Bomb im gona take a schpoopty in your bathroom.

schpoopty by Bomb May 13, 2005

shnooper 

Genitalia, most commonly the penis. Used by old Yiddish ladies or used mockingly by their grandchildren.

Did you hear? My grandson Dovid has quite the shnooper!

shnooper by jewboy4830 March 4, 2014

Shloopoo 

A dick after sex that looks like a slide

I got a shloopoo after we fucked all night long

Shloopoo by Shloopoo August 8, 2016

shoopus ma whoopus 

The best of the insults.

"SHOOPUS MA WHOOPUS, JERRY!!"

shoopus ma whoopus by lil' boi September 5, 2017