swallow a big dose of shut up

Asking someone to shut up (be quiet); Saying that someone needs to shut their mouth; Wanting to shut someone up; Wanting someone to just shut the hell up already.

"Dude, someone really needs to make Jeff swallow a big ol' dose of shut up."

"Sarah... damn girl, you need to swallow a big dose of shut up before something bad happens to ya."

"Man... someone needs to make him swallow a big ol' dose of shut up already!!"

by LadyDucatnip May 1, 2008

Boy Scout Code of Honor

The Boy Scout Code of Honor or BSCOH is a code of honor in when an individual encounters another males genitalia, they must respond with a visual presentation of their own genitalia of what they saw. (penis for penis, testicle for testicle). The individual must present theirs to the others in the name of their honor. This phrase was made popular from the show Workaholics. Participating individuals are in no form homosexual for following this code. No judgemental comments or teasing.

Jack: oh shit i just saw your dick!
Mitch: Boy Scout Code of Honor!!! Now you have to show me yours!
Jack: fine
(shows penis)

by Perfecttimes June 30, 2011

sack of short

When an individual says something and generalizes the majority as a whole, and doesn't include the minority

"Wow Jordan I can't BELIEVE you didn't include Caleb when you were talking about who all had braces, you sack of short!"

by OldCharter June 20, 2017

short stack of nickels

A reference to the size of the male weener when it is extremely flaccid, and somewhat exposed. Most often accompanied by tighy whities, a t-shirt, spandex, a wetsuit or similar.

When my friend got out of the lake in a wetsuit, it was as though someone had placed a short stack of nickels in the area where his his genetalia should be. Everyone was made aware of this, and laughed histerically.

by the anti twitter July 3, 2010

Shot out of a cannon

its a point in life where things start to move really fast, either good or bad

Ephraim: man, too much stuff is goin' on right now.
Carlos: getting shot out of a cannon, huh? ....pffft. baby.

OR

Ephraim: well, finally, got a good job, a woman who loves me...
Carlos: getting shot out of a cannon, huh? ....pffft. your still a baby...

by Reefstab April 11, 2008

shot out of a cannon

Surpassing commonly-held expectations regarding the amount of time an accomplishment should take to achieve

Dude went from being unemployed for most of his life to making like $250,000 a year, like he was fucking shot out of a cannon!

by Murphykm62 April 29, 2009

short end of the stick

A small cock

"Wait a minute Jack, I've been in prison for three years. If she's been getting the short end of the stick, maybe she'd like to go a couple of laps around the track with us!"

by brendan June 27, 2004