skeet shoot

launch a nut across a room onto a deserving face

My skeet shoot took the wench by suprise.

by birdman May 23, 2004

shoot beaver

Of a girl or of a woman, to flashby spreading one's thighs, while seated wearing a skirt or a dress, in such a way as to reveal one's crotch or camel toe, whether on purpose or by accident.

If you really want to get a guy's attention, shoot beaver.

That chick behind us is shooting beaver. Take a look.

by donJon June 12, 2006

shoot the messenger

To get angry at a person who delivers bad news.
Usually, the person delivering the news has no idea about what is going on.

An example of "shoot the messenger"
Bob: Sorry, but I think you wet your pants.
Jim: No I didn't you freaking **** (proceeds to get angry at Bob).

by Chesswave September 10, 2007

shoot the pier

(Surfing term): to maneuver one's surfboard in such a manner as to attempt to pass with safety between the supporting pilings of a pier; either "head on", meaning to pass directly under the entire pier from its oceanside terminus to the beach; or "side on", meaning to pass from one side of the pier to the other at an angle oblique to the shoreline prior to reaching the beach.

"Gary said he was going to try and shoot the pier on his longboard, but we talked him out of it."

by Speedog February 1, 2010

Shoot the hippo

Ejaculating on a fat girls face

I was giving it to this big girl real hard then I decided to pull out and shoot the hippo. Her face was plastered

by Gtoaster July 28, 2019

shoot a text

the simple act of sending a text message

Matt: Have you heard from Uncle T today?
Big Chris: Nah, you might wanna shoot a text to him.
Matt: K, thanks butty!

by coalcase1 October 27, 2009

Shoptimistic

To be positive that the gifts or presents you have bought for someone he or she will enjoy; to be optimistic that the purchases you will make will be well-worth the money.

My mother was so shoptimistic about the presents she had bought for my sister and I this Christmas that she didn't even bother keeping the receipts.

by Hansonpaulsey October 11, 2009