Shothead

Someone who’s brain is so scrambled they cannot comprehend the basics

Tom Lambe is the ultimate shothead

by TLambeIsAShothead November 22, 2023

shocked potato granny

nigels dead mum finding his gay magazine porn stash

shocked potato granny cool

by mrs tosser November 17, 2025

dip shocked

When someone says something very fucking retarded, and then they get the sudden feeling that they were being retarded.

BEN: That was a very fucking stupid thing to say, you sounded like an arsehole.

RILEY: I know, I realize that now. I got dip shocked after i said it.

by 700-FILL September 21, 2014

Cock Shocked

When you are surprised to find someone has had sex with a man

Wow! I can't believe my ex, Carson, had sex with a man! I'm cock shocked!

by Krystal696969 September 6, 2018

Air Shocked

when your going up a long roller coaster then it drops, that feeling you get

I had a high drop and got Air Shocked

by anonymous smiley08 November 9, 2018

invisible shocked

When you have the ability to have sex with someone with a psychic ability and someone comes out of left field another individual sticks something in your ass

I was advanced Astral projecting and someone else invisible shocked me

by Saerow April 28, 2021

Shell shocked

Traumatized.

The linebacker from Nigeria took the receiver's helmet off his head and positioned it so that when he started to stomp on his head, it crushed his head, as he made a sound kind of like Solomon towards the end of Blood Diamond (the shovel scene) as he did it. He didn't realize that most people playing football weren't doing that, this guy really wanted to win, and he was trying to give beyond one hundred percent all the time. It was always life or death for him, since he had been shell shocked since he was a kid.

by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021