fudge sagging

The act of shitting when your shit hits your saggy testicles.

A man was having a nice, happy shit, but then he started fudge sagging and was forced to wash his balls.

by Tartauras May 18, 2016

shagging

A heavy defeat in sport

"Our team got a complete shagging today!"

by Cal24 December 28, 2005

sagging

The way I've heard it is that sagging was a way for guys in prison to show that they had a gang behind them, or that they were in charge of a large group of inmates. It was like saying "here's my ass, go ahead, TRY to rape me."

That guy wears his pants around his knees cause he knows someone's always got his back.

by Yargh April 25, 2005

sagging

Too broke/too cheap to buy a belt.

Gabe:Bro way you sagging???
Victor:I too cheap; I didn't wanna spend $5 on a belt.
Gabe:You're effed up.

by Sade_Yonkers_Baby June 28, 2016

Sheep shagging

The English Welsh and Irish are all dirty sheep shagging shit head bastards but so are the niggers have you seen what they skid marks to do the goats and sheep in Africa are they give them a new arsehole

Did you see them sheep shagging bastards up in africa with their big shit dick fucking anything that moves.

by English are trannys December 14, 2021

shagging the dog

The ability to drag the hours out of work given,Normaly by stereo-typical short,fat,red faced(not through embaressment) bald blokes.

this blokes been shagging the dog is taking 10 hours to do a 5 hour job

by eyes in the skys April 28, 2006

sheep shaggin

Favourite passtime for Ballymena men.

Sammy's ma: Sammy where you goin. Ur never in this house hey.
Sammy: fack sake ma, am just goin do thon car park beside Kentucky Fried Mouse hey.
Sammy's ma: Why ya forever hangin round thon dump wee lad hey.
Sammy: Ma what planet u on then hey. Thars a big sheep shaggin do on thar the night like, hey.
Sammy's ma: Get thon sheep skin coat fram under them thar stairs and take yer wee sister hey.
Sammy: wat fur ma, hey.
Sammys ma: coz i taul ya ta do it and dont ya back cheek me wee lad or i'll tell ur da when he cams back fram tha bog hey.

Q: What do ya call a sheep tied to a lamp post in Ballymena?
A: A leisure centre.

Ballymena chav to his chav mate.
Hey Billy, I gat meself a new girlfriend hey.
Friends reply: What ya call her then Billy hey.
Billy's reply, baaaaaaaaarbarrrrraaaaa
Friend: how ya chat her up then hey
Billy: Get ur wool aff ya fackan sexy bitch coz ur gonna get it tha night hey

by undisclosed desires February 26, 2010