Accidental inebriation. If "to shart" is the act of intending to fart but accidentally shitting yourself, and "shit-faced" is the state of being intoxicated, then it follows that "shart-faced" would be a condition of drunkenness reached only by accidental or unintentional means.
Honey, we only went out for a couple of beers but Mel kept ordering these little shots of blue shit and the next thing you know we're all completely shart-faced.
by Fred Poole December 2, 2010
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I ate a Royal with Cheese last night and went to the school dance and committed a shart and dart when I was dancing with Tiffany.
by J.E.F. & R.M.K. September 27, 2011
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by swagmaster4realsies September 16, 2017
Get the sharthead mug.A small cork-like turd that is expelled from one’s ass (much like popping the cork off of a Champaign bottle) during the act of farting.
Sitting on the toilet
Jorge: “phoph pfffffffhhtt.”
Jorge: “wtf that little shit just shot out of me like a mento from a fizzy cola.”
Jorge: “ sweet mother teresa that there is what I call a Shart rocket.”
Jorge: “phoph pfffffffhhtt.”
Jorge: “wtf that little shit just shot out of me like a mento from a fizzy cola.”
Jorge: “ sweet mother teresa that there is what I call a Shart rocket.”
by DumpTrucksRfcknAwesome July 18, 2019
Get the Shart rocket mug.A parapraxis; when a person knows exactly what they're going to say, but when they say it, it comes out as something else.
J: I'm going to work on my car soon. First I'll work on the transmission...
S: What? You can't screw around with the transmission.
J: I meant the remote starter. Wtf. Sorry, that was a verbal shart.
S: What? You can't screw around with the transmission.
J: I meant the remote starter. Wtf. Sorry, that was a verbal shart.
by Polly G. Crackers October 27, 2013
Get the verbal shart mug.A taco bell shart is when you shart, (A fart usually followed by liquid poo) after eating taco bell that's so powerful that you get sick.
by SodaMan73 August 8, 2017
Get the taco bell shart mug.when your with your friend and you think you need to fart so you do and then you realise it wasn’t a fart and that you in fact have just shit all over yourself and your friend
friend: you alright mate?
you: yea man just need to fart *sharts*
you: ‘oh shit mate i just sharted’ :/
you: yea man just need to fart *sharts*
you: ‘oh shit mate i just sharted’ :/
by ohshitm8ijistshartedddd November 18, 2019
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