shadow fucker

shadow fucker = fucking the the shadows

that is, to part-take in sexual activity (of any kind) undercover from your close friends and deliberately withhold information relating to sexual encounters from close friends, even when questioned directly. insisting on your innocence when clearly you have been fucking in the shadows makes you a master shadow fucker.

to further expand:

This young bull and an older bull were grazing in a paddock. Beside them in the next pen there were hundreds of beautiful, blue eyed cows. The young bull turned to the old bull and said “Boy! Look over there!” He pointed with his hoof. “ Look at all of those beautiful, blue eyed cows grazing in that field over there! Look at them all!!!” he yelled with excitement. “C’mon! Let’s run over there, jump the gate, and have one of those cows!” There was a little pause, then the old bull lifts his head, smiles and turns to the young bull and advises, "Let us walk down quietly, young man, and not just service a few but the whole fuckin' herd!"

- The old bull is clearly a master shadow fucker

Q: why has the shadow fucker evolved?

A: many reasons; primarily due to the inability of women to keep their mouth shut.

1. my mate mike is a shadow fucker; he's always claiming innocence. that's what makes him the master shadow fucker.

2.

Friend 1: Anyone seen Mcdreamy?

Friend 2: No.

Friend 1: Mcdreamy's always in the shadows!

by brownspaniel May 19, 2010

Cock Shadow

A cock shadow is simply a shadow made from your cock, this can be achieved by being in a certain type of light and at a certain angle.
only trained people can achive this after years of hard practice.

Hey look.....johns cock shadow looks as if its on billys head.

by Mike Hilton July 27, 2007

Shadowman

Shadowman a dark figure that could potentially watch you sleep or stay attached to you through your entire lifetime he is a scary "entity,spirit,ghost,shadow(anything you would call him)" who will either feed on fear, happiness or and other potential expression you would have in life.

COREY: hey man I think I just saw the shadowman again you know the man who looks like a shadow who has been attached to me for a long time.
SAM, COLBY, AND JAKE: Bro we need to figure this shadowman out and take care of him and ask him why he is attracted to your soul.

by Minturnkylie March 1, 2020

shadowdicking

It can mean many, many things, some similar to the term you good. See below

You shadowdicking? You joking?
You shadowdicking? You serious?
You shadowdicking? You good?
You shadowdicking? You trippin out?
You shadowdicking? You messing with me?
You shadowdicking? You being a tease?
You shadowdicking? You trying to fuck?
You shadowdicking? You busy right now?
You shadowdicking? You dilly-dallying?

You shadowdicking? You trying to make me feel bad?
You shadowdicking? You honeydicking/honeypotting me?

You shadowdicking? You trying to be friends?
You shadowdicking? You saying you don’t want to be my friend?
You shadowdicking? You need help?
You shadowdicking? You down for an adventure?
You shadowdicking? You high?
You shadowdicking? You need to be high?
You shadowdicking? You trying to be sneaky?
You shadowdicking? You the Nazgul holding out on me?
You shadowdicking? You the Night King holding out on me?
You shadowdicking? You kink shaming me?
You shadowdicking? You have a bruise shaped like a dick on you?

You shadowdicking me bruh?

Don't try to shadowdick me.

Chill, I'm just shadowdicking around.

by AniBitch89 May 3, 2019

shadow monk

stick a sock over your boner and then stand in front of a lamp and cast a shadow monk
on the wall

I broke up the party vibe by sporting a shadow monk in front of my
best friend's Mom.

by Dr. Simulacra October 9, 2013

Shadow0fDeath

a really crappy person who uses fruity loops to make music and yes he is fruity...and his music isnt black metal or ambeience its total shit.
AND HIS OTHER SIDE PROJECTS SUCK JUST AS MUCH

Shadow0fdeath is a retard

by Crazy Eddie April 20, 2005

5 o'clock shadow

the facial hair that comes late in the day when a man has shaved earlier

Naturally he had a 5 o'clock shadow again.

by The Return of Light Joker April 16, 2008