After your wife/girlfriend denies you sex... You masturbate in front of her while running side to side, back and forth to keep her from kicking you in the balls until you place a cum puddle on her or on her side of the bed. She'll never deny you again!
My ratchet wife denied me sex cookies so I played a game of fap-n-seek with her! She was a sticky mess!
by master fapper May 5, 2014
Get the Fap-n-Seek mug.Y'all know where it came from. If not, it's Britney Spears' song "If You Seek Amy".
If -F
You-U
See-C
See"k" & "A"my- K
Amy-Me
Just keep on pronouncing it and you'll notice it.
Yep, realized it just now. I idolize her for that. Just a coincidence? maybe?
If -F
You-U
See-C
See"k" & "A"my- K
Amy-Me
Just keep on pronouncing it and you'll notice it.
Yep, realized it just now. I idolize her for that. Just a coincidence? maybe?
Codename for F.U.C.K. M.E.
*party*
Hey!Enjoying the party?
Not really..
Wanna go and "If You Seek Amy"?
*party*
Hey!Enjoying the party?
Not really..
Wanna go and "If You Seek Amy"?
by YoIzYoGurlKy9 November 4, 2017
Get the If You Seek Amy mug.A Jackbox Party Pack 4 game. Also known as Rejection Simulator. Its also where you type the longest words to torment people, especially if you are a horny shark.
by PatrickMat February 25, 2022
Get the Monster Seeking Monster mug.popular child hood game. sometimes popular among young adults that are not to cool for it. involves a bunch of people hiding and one person seeking them all out. whoever the first person is then in turn the seeker in the next game. not a good game to play outdoors in flip flops, results in nasty walmart feet :(
kid one: lets go do something interactive...
kid two: lets go play hide and go seek!!!
kid one: hells freakin yess!!!!!!
kid two: lets go play hide and go seek!!!
kid one: hells freakin yess!!!!!!
by a.rod September 30, 2008
Get the hide and go seek mug.say it fast :P lots and lots are alone tonight and begging for this to happen, you have to put some swag on it when you say it. :)
by KrisTooMuch July 19, 2011
Get the If you seek amy mug.by INeedAMEDIC July 9, 2011
Get the attention seeking slut mug.When you think you've avoided a lengthy reprimand by changing the subject, only to find yourself back in the crosshairs a few minutes later.
"My wife was about to drill me again about screwing up the laundry, when I deftly sidestepped it by blaming our daughter. But she nailed me with a heat-seeking lecture a minute later."
by Calgary Slim January 14, 2009
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