by kipseeks June 1, 2009
Get the missile-seeking heatmug. After your wife/girlfriend denies you sex... You masturbate in front of her while running side to side, back and forth to keep her from kicking you in the balls until you place a cum puddle on her or on her side of the bed. She'll never deny you again!
My ratchet wife denied me sex cookies so I played a game of fap-n-seek with her! She was a sticky mess!
by master fapper May 5, 2014
Get the Fap-n-Seekmug. My ex friend, Jessica. Who was controlling and possessive in every way and would do anything for a hint of attention.
"Yes, I did just call yo ass out, Jessica. Come fight me with them bitch ass noodle arms. Attention Seeking Bitch"
by Baked_Beans321 July 21, 2020
Get the Attention Seeking Bitchmug. popular child hood game. sometimes popular among young adults that are not to cool for it. involves a bunch of people hiding and one person seeking them all out. whoever the first person is then in turn the seeker in the next game. not a good game to play outdoors in flip flops, results in nasty walmart feet :(
kid one: lets go do something interactive...
kid two: lets go play hide and go seek!!!
kid one: hells freakin yess!!!!!!
kid two: lets go play hide and go seek!!!
kid one: hells freakin yess!!!!!!
by a.rod September 30, 2008
Get the hide and go seekmug. say it fast :P lots and lots are alone tonight and begging for this to happen, you have to put some swag on it when you say it. :)
by KrisTooMuch July 19, 2011
Get the If you seek amymug. by INeedAMEDIC July 9, 2011
Get the attention seeking slutmug. When you think you've avoided a lengthy reprimand by changing the subject, only to find yourself back in the crosshairs a few minutes later.
"My wife was about to drill me again about screwing up the laundry, when I deftly sidestepped it by blaming our daughter. But she nailed me with a heat-seeking lecture a minute later."
by Calgary Slim January 14, 2009
Get the Heat-seeking lecturemug.