screw

Euphemism for fuck. Anyway you use it.

Screw you.
You're screwed.
That's pretty screwy (fucked up).
Wanna screw?
I can't find a screw...
(... seriously. If you're looking for fucking screws, you're never gonna get laid. So you're desperately looking for a fuck. Cause nails work better... or I just desperately wanted this definition to work. I think screwed this definitions ratings)

by ~The Nameless One~ May 22, 2005

Bangin Screw

Listening to screwed or slowed music.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 23, 2003

screw it window

The point at which sleeps eludes a person and they decide to stay up all night via some caffeinated means.

Steve, at 11pm: "I have to be up to make a flight in five hours."
Mike: "Anything inside of six hours, I say screw it and put on a pot of coffee."
Steve: "I get 5-7 hours of sleep a night, so my screw it window is 4 hours."

by DevilMike December 15, 2008

screw you guys im king lesbian

when your local kwel jewish friend is in love with his lesbian teacher but yet doesnt know what lesbain means so---

Kyle "screw you guys im KING lesbian"

by YourNewFather November 19, 2021

Screwed FNF

literally the best song known to man created by TPTF (that pizza tower fan), it started off as a fansong for the fnf (friday night funkin) mod dnb (dave and bambi), it was removed in the latest update due to the creator of the song making a transphobic joke (which is quite screwed honestly) and was replaced by mealie (not screwed). screwed will live on in our hearts as one of the best songs to ever enter my ears.

person 1: whats your favorite song from dave and bambi?
person 2: umm screwed because its like the best song ever!!!
person 1:bro. thats so screwed!!!
bro i love screwed fnf so much its such a good song its a banger.

by GI1Tch August 23, 2022

screw pig

A woman who will sleep with anyone.

I drilled that screw pig all night.

by DaHolmes January 29, 2023

Profile Screwing

Similar to frape, a profile screw is when you either:

1. know somebody's facebook password and log into their account from home, to then frape them
or
2. someone has left themselves logged onto facebook on your computer/phone and you then frape them later on

Dude, wtf, my status just changed to 'I am gay'

ahh yeah, Dom told me he had your password, guessing he's profile screwing from home

by Benenenenen September 6, 2010