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Search Bar

What are you? A madlad? Why did you search search bar in the search bar? Well, I guess you did it.
So I searched search bar in the search bar today and got this...

Search Google or type a URL 

Something losers type when they have absolutely no life. If this is in someone's search history, they are the worst.
"Why did I see Search Google or type a URL on my boyfriend's history?"

"Oh no, girl that's a red flag."

Search and Destroy 

When you browse porn while beating it.
Jimmy was Search and Destroying while his mum came in.

Search duckduckgo or type a URL 

any faggot who is bored to death and changed their default browser to duckduckgo on some school Chromebook.

only duckduckgo people will know this
Guy 69: Man, im bored...
Guy 420: Bruh your default browser is duckduckgo...
Guy 69: *types Search duckduckgo and type a URL
Guy : im gonna add this to urban dictionary

Search duckduckgo or type a URL means a really good search engine.

Search and destroy 

A game played by 2 or more friends. You search for a nonce or weird looking person and say ‘search.’ Then the others in the group have to find him/her and say ‘destroy.’ A game usually played while stoned off ur tits.
Person 1: ‘search’.

Person 2: ‘destroy’

Both persons: (laugh uncontrollably for a few minutes before the next “search and destroy” game is played)

Search Engine Syndrome 

lacking the ability to use common search engines to find answers to general inquiries or devoid of the mental capacity to realize that common search engines can lead to answering almost 99.9% of questions; lacking the sense to research the answer to a question via a search engine.
Rather than searching Google for her answer, Becky decided to wait on hold for 30 minutes to ask what airport was closet to her resort destination. She must be suffering from Search Engine Syndrome