gut scrambler

An extremely large penis. Used to describe the slosh made of a woman's reproductive organs.

I laid her down by the fire and proceeded to use the gut scrambler to rule that twat.

by Juice March 8, 2005

ip scrambler

A program designed to make it more difficult to track a users surfing by bouncing requests off proxies.

I use an IP scrambler to bypass the 160 ip hit per day limit on Urban Dead.

by Reavance October 12, 2005

scrumbled

Defines anything that dies or otherwise gets incapacitated. Can be used to describe (1) someone you owned on Halo etc, (2) something you screwed up and threw into the bin, (3) a person racked with anxiety or nervousness, and anything else you fancy. A combination of the words scrunched and crumbled.

(1) Ohh scrumbled your ass n00b!
(2) My girlfriend came dangerously close to finding the porno mags in my dresser, so i scrumbled them.
(3) Did you see Tim in front of Jackie? He just scrumbled, man. He needs more confidence.

by Excellence On Stand-By May 27, 2007

shrumble

A coined term descibing a phenomenon which occurs when small, dried fecal matter attaches itself to the hairs surrounding the region pertaining to, involving, or near the anus.

Origins were derived from the English words, "shit" and "crumble".

The shrumbles left a dark stain in my underwear.

by Drew and Lauren October 17, 2006

scramble time

The phrase "scramble time" is used to described someone who's face is so ugly that it can only be compared to scrambled eggs.

When a person says "scramble time" it is often occumpanied by waving an open hand in front of the face with the back of the hand facing out. Thus mimicing a spatula mixing scrambled eggs.

"Your face is scramble time!"

"Hey scramble time! Go back to God and ask for a side of bacon!"

"Alright stop................It's scramble time!"

by Bizzzle November 24, 2006

scrambled

Out of sorts. Not with it. Feeling crazy. Not able to get your thoughts together.

"I don't know what's wrong, I can't focus, I'm all scrambled"

by where am i? February 4, 2007

scrumbee

A scrumbee is a cabin boy for rent usually with little to no experience in sailing they want to get around and get payed for the work on and off deck. A captain may hire many scrumbees on a voyage as they are cheap and useful. They wait by piers to find a captain in need of assistance.

Captain: I’m looking for a scrumbee

Scrumbee: hello sir I can assist you for three days max and would like to be dropped back here at the end of my time

by Smelly sock 🧦 October 30, 2020