Scrolse

Alternate spelling to scrulse, Alcoholic beverage made by mixing scrumpy cider with pulse energy drink.

Oi, did you hear that Boyer finally took that sluzza Tiffany home but was to Scrolsed to maintain his spicy boner.

by Campbell "The Minge Master" McDiarmid February 2, 2008

Scrobow

The extra, pinchable skin on your elbow. Looks like a scrotum, located on your elbow - the scrobow.

synonym: weenis

Portia likes to fondle her scrobow.

by SSSSSSSrr March 23, 2008

scrotocol

It comes from the words scrotum and protocol.

1. A set of regulations or procedures that a man has regarding his testicles.

2. The list of do's and don'ts concerning the testicular region.

If you're gonna suck my dick, you have to stroke my balls. It's my standard scrotocol.

You don't kick another man in the nuts unless you're a pussy. That is simple scrotocol.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 25, 2009

Scrota Pop

A ballcuzzi using lukewarm soda pop to sink your sack into. The soda's carbonation mixed with the bubbles being blown enhance the sensation to the scrotal zone.

For you ballsy mother fuckers (pause for laughter), try the Scrota Pop with an alka-seltzer...go on...no one's watching....except Jesus.

- Hey man, you wanna come to the Evanescence concert with me tonight?

- Evanescence? Nah dude I've got a can of Strawberry Kiwi Shasta, I think I'm just gonna stay in and enjoy a Scrota Pop tonight. Thanks though.

by Dirty Rogue October 22, 2009

Scroticure

A long, lavish treatment of the seminal sack: including manscape, massage and manipulation.  Often involves scented candles and rooting for The Redskins.

After losing the Fantasy Football Championship, Karl was compelled to perform a poignant and personal scroticure.

by KlawzVengeance January 24, 2012

Scrotum Comb

The act of using ones gangly, caveman-like hands to scratch ones dirty ballsack, then attempting to go about your daily business without washing your hands.

Hey dude, I wouldn't get ice out of that machine, Mike just used his scrotum comb to fill his cup up.

by Jason138 April 15, 2014

Scrookie

A person that exhibits the qualities that pertain to being both a scrub and a rookie.

"Zach, did you just one-star the 23rd player in the clan war?"
"Yea..."
"You're literally the biggest scrookie I know."
"Yea, I guess that was pretty scrookish of me."

by The Judge April 13, 2015