turd sculpting

Maintenance programming. Or working on legacy applications making minor changes.

I'm stuck doing turd sculpting this week.

by A Code Monkey December 14, 2008

scrapping

Masturbating

I was up half the night scrapping to Brazillian scat porn.

by Jojo Weiss October 5, 2009

Scritting

Spending endless time on the bowl scrolling through social media while shitting. More scroll than shit.

"Has Bill gotten back from the bathroom?"
"No, man he's been scritting for like 20 minutes"

by BOIYF December 17, 2019

scrapping the gay monkey

angrily throwing a spent rubber against the wall after it breaks during (gay)anal sex.

I was scrapping the gay monkey because it might get lost inside mikoli.

by eg562 September 14, 2009

scraping the bottom of the butter-dish

a crude way to mention female masturbation

I caught her scraping the bottom of the butter-dish

by 15152355 June 23, 2010

Fart Sculpting

The act of sculpting a fart into an object, weapon, or other destructive device with intentions of harming the farter with it.

Billy: *Lifts ass to aim fart at Johnny* "lol I just pwned you"

Johnny begins fart sculpting *Takes Billies fart mid flight and shapes it into a fart RPG, which he then fires back at Billy*

by Felixbfk November 7, 2010

cunt-scraping

A term that reflects upon how totally low a person can be.

Like if you make a really low blow against another in an argument, well you'd be a "cunt-scraping."

You bitch, you cunt-scraping

can be used friendly-like: haha, ya cunt-scraping

by Nahdefinatelynot July 28, 2009