Schmoogie

Verb: The act of taking a giant shit.
Noun: A turd.

Noun: “Hey, mommy! Come look at my giant schmoogie in the toilet”!!
Verb: “Ch’Qweetah asked me to take a schmoogie on her chest last night”

by Toad 5 February 27, 2022

Schlongless

Without, or lacking, a penis.

I swear, sometimes Gay Matt makes me think he's schlongless.

by Foobadoobadoo January 15, 2007

schmengled

A feeling or state of mind after a long night of partying. Must include one or more of the following symptoms: still wearing clothing from night before, mystery bruises, aching body, intense headache, unable to recall events leading up to this feeling.

I woke up this morning feeling extremely schmengled.

by K. Fenn December 9, 2008

schmiggle schmat to the face

When one takes a penis into the mouth in a rythmic motion back and forth then schmacks (smacks) one in the face with the aforementioned penis. Cuming in the hair is optional.

Last night I got a schmiggle schmat to the face, and it resulted in a burgundy! I was so pissed!

by Jessimakhanaka Margameateater September 5, 2010

schmooler

a goon, a dude, a random male person, freind or employee

Hey schmooler, come over here. Where is that schmooler?

by Matt Story June 10, 2007

schmoople

An old badger's ear

oh my that badger has a rather large schmoople!

by BarryChuckle727 July 9, 2014

schmiggle

Pronounced "shmih-gal".

An expression of pure pleasure, happiness, excitement, affection or joy.

Eeeee, I'm so happy! Eeeee, schmiggle!!!!!

by CJoo January 18, 2009