uncle schmoo

the dude that keeps leaving you messages and forgets to leave his number

Hello sir, I'm calling you about your niece.

hello? This is uncle schmoo, you wanted to talk to me about my knees? Fuck that, my niece is in the hospital! Call me back pleeeeze! It's UNCLE SCHMOO!

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 8, 2019

Naked Schmömf

A player of a video game, who's in game avatar has no custom cosmetic items.

Look at that cunt over there! What a naked schmömf.

by Fat Rat n' Crumpets March 16, 2019

poopy schmoopy

idk its funny

ur so poopy schmoopy dumbo dog lookin fishtick typa guy bro imagine

by hibutbyebuthibutbye July 27, 2022

schmoo

A balloon like toy that became a craze in the '50's. Schmoo's appeared in the cartoon series "Lil'Abner." They invaded the town.

I know this is ancient history to you, but a schmoo was a great toy, and fad. And if you don't care, I say screw you, schmoo.

by Joe Renzetti September 16, 2003

schmoonie

Slang for women's genitals, synonymous with pussy, cunt, vagina, box, and nana.

There's something wrong with my schmoonie, maybe I shouldn't have sex.

That girl's schmoonie is so tight it's bangin!

by Mike in Davis May 28, 2007

schmootzie

your gilrfriend / boyfriend in an ironic and fun manner, like honey

schatzi - also schmootzie boo (from the film moster inc)

by klassey February 6, 2009

Schmoozeball

Noun. Oddball of the group.

"Look at the Schmoozeball zoned out at the t.v."

by Schmoozeball January 30, 2010