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schmittz

v.
To act in an overly sexual manner for a long duration of time for no real purpose. Other than annoying all who are around you.
"If you don't come back here with my shoe, I'm gonna have to come back here wearing ONLY a shoe!" -This behavior is a textbook example of schmittzing.
by SCHiBER February 13, 2005
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scheidted

1. A sincere backstab with no remorse

2. To announce krunk ass festivities and get the hopes of many up, then shoot them down like a wounded duck

3. To say your gonna go with your boys somewhere, only to cancel at the last moment leaving them to wonder what the hell happend
1. I've been scheidted!!!!

2. Dude you said we can come over, don't scheidt me!

3. Yo Trzupek remember when you scheidted Bainer last nite and he started crying.

4. Dude Stepno you said you were gonna come to the mall with me, don't scheidt me.
by Carl J.Sanders January 25, 2009
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Dirty Schmiddy

The act of while using a sex swing. Twisting the sex swing over you while your partner,mounted in the swing, unwinds down on your pulsating member.
The Dirty Schmiddy: Picture a cieling fan with stirups.
by Backyard B February 14, 2010
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schmidlock

A flick him the finger to any part of the human body
I just gave you a Schmidlock to the head.
by Terlucs June 7, 2018
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schmidson

a person who is generally friendly and peaceful, preferring a calm and relaxed environment. Being nice and quiet can be admirable qualities that can help you build positive relationships with others, as well as maintain a sense of inner calm and tranquility.
"Schmidson is a nice and quiet person who always greets others with a smile."
by #405mRs March 14, 2023
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Schmisty

an adjective used to describe something that is synonymous with zesty, spicy, sus, or steamy.
“That handprint that Remi put on the steamy window was very schmisty.”
“He’s got very schmisty energy.”
by jackietheschmistygoddess November 14, 2022
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Schmitty

1. noun - A hypothetical person who is always a bit cooler than everyone, has more stuff than you, is better in every way.

2. verb - Doing something a little beer than someone else, or buying a better version of something.
1.
"Schmitty has one of those."
"She's not as hot as Schmitty's girlfriend."
"The world record is 23 chicken legs, but Schmitty ate 24."
"Schmitty's car is a little faster."

2.
"I bought a new tv that's an inch bigger than yours. I schmitty'd you."
"Everytime I get something new for my boat, Joe has to go and buy something a little bit better just to schmitty me."
by earlsgarage May 6, 2006
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