schlong monkey

a hoe or prostitute

"I'm gonna get me a schlong monkey tonight."

by Cleofus April 1, 2007

Big Schlong Mike

A man who's penis is big, and I mean BIG. If you piss him off prepare for a Schlong Slap to the cheeks. If he makes you his bitch then you must carry his MASSIVE Schlong around church, Walmart, and funerals.

Jasmine was feeling extra horny, so Big Schlong Mike gave her a Schlonkey that she felt for a week.

by Big Schlong Mike March 11, 2020

Schlong

A penis.
From the German "schlange" for "snake."

He pees ands ejaculates from his schlong.

by zoltar July 1, 2003

schlong

Funny word for penis.

Tyler takes the schlong all night long...

by dick November 17, 2003

schlong jockey

One who partakes in the act of taming, domesticating, and ultimately the riding of a penis of a substantial length and girth. Not to be confused with the rider of a schlort, or a schledium; only the schlong rider deserves to be graced with this unique and entirely heterosexual moniker.

David, you schlong jockey, I can’t believe you actually sent that email to ITS!

by John Bassett February 10, 2007

long schlong silver

Long Jon silver's big shiny dick

He sure showed cernal sanders what it's like to get fucked by long schlong silver

by Ron relby January 29, 2015

wang banging schlong tangler

When 2 men lock weiners in a battle to the death.......with dicks.

Matt Hoeber is a wang banging schlong tanglin champion after his triumphant victory over Ed Dufrane!!!

by Chancelor Leggio December 5, 2003