Schleimscheisser

Germanic for someone who is so slimy that he or she excretes slime from his or her rectum, a slime shitter.

Helmut is a right schleimscheisser, he is rimming Tom hard again today.

by teaterminator August 14, 2011

shleem

A bowl with a ghost done onto it after it was packed

"bruh i just domed a shleem"

by Myaryane February 21, 2022

im schleep cuh

James says this because cash nasty does all the time.

James: Im schleep cuh...
Me: oookkkkk then

by bubbles3254 August 17, 2017

Dirty Schleimer

Similar to a dirty sanchez, while hitting it from the back proceed to insert your finger into your own ass and then fish hook the recieving party. This will cause an imeadiate reaction ( most likely suprise and disgust). Best to be performed after the climax of your sexual adventure.

Brandon: Rizzo gave me one hell of a Dirty Schleimer last nite! I didn't know another mans ass could taste so good!

by Booze Hound #1 (Biscuit) February 15, 2008

Schloemer

(v.) to skip, jump, frolic, or sing about in a happy, carefree manner; (adv.) happily, carefree, joyfully; (n.) a state of being extremely happy, ecstatic, carefree; a last name

Hanna schlomered about in the produce section of Wal-Mart.

Sarah Anne moved schloemerly across the yard.

Madison entered schloemer after kicking the game-winning field goal.

by Silent Lee September 25, 2010

schlemiel

v. to take part in a scandalous plan that makes somebody's life a little harder.

'I schlemieled Travis into eating an entire bag of apricots.'

by Katherine September 18, 2003

Scheemer girl

A slightly chunky female who is always scheeming on other peoples' boyfriends.

Characteristics
-Fake blonde or very dark brown hair.
-Ultra short shorts.
-Starbucks Coffee
-Clear lipgloss and dark foundation.
-Nose stud.

A scheemer girl is always in flip flops, an Abercrombie hoodie, flat-ironed hair with a bro boyfriend.

by UrbanDictoaryuser June 11, 2009